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Why Does D Baa Of Kyunki Saas Bhi KaBhi Bahu Thi Never Die? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Coz Gods Never Die.. <Br/>Cnfusd! <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Baa ''Khuda'' Tumhi Ho!!
Munna Bhai: Teray Ko Maaloom Hai K <Br/> <Br/>Cigarette Ek Tarah Say Slow Poison <Br/> <Br/>Ka Kaam Karta Hai. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Patient : Toh Mujhe Konsa Marnay Ki Jaldi Hai.
Teacher: <Br/>Mein Teri Maa Hoti To Mein Tujhe <Br/> <Br/>2 Dino Me Sudhaar Deti... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Student: <Br/>Madam <Br/>Kal Tak Mein Apne Papa <Br/>Se Baat Kar Ke Bata Dunga.
Aaj Sunday He.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Koshis To Karo.. <Br/> <Br/>Kitne Din Hue Tumhe <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Nahaye.. <Br/> <Br/>Plzz Meri Khatir <Br/>Kum Se Kum Aaj To Nahalo <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Nahana Buri Baat Nahi
Mera Dost <Br/>Sunday K Din Jhakas <Br/>Nazar Ata He <Br/> <Br/>Mera Dost <Br/>Sunday K Din Jhakas Nazar Ata He <Br/>Or Aye B Q Na Vo Sirf Isi Din To Nahata He <Br/>
Son: I Don''t Want To Go School Ma! <Br/>All The Teachers Think I Am Stupid <Br/>& <Br/>The Kids Hate Me. <Br/> <Br/>Mom:No! <Br/>U Should Go, Bcoz U R The <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"Principal"
Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money, <Br/> <Br/>Our Son Steals It. <Br/> <Br/>I Don''t Know What To Do ABout It <Br/> <Br/>Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books. <Br/> <Br/>He''ll Never Touch!
Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money, <Br/> <Br/>Our Son Steals It. <Br/> <Br/>I Don''t Know What To Do ABout It <Br/> <Br/>Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books. <Br/> <Br/>He''ll Never Touch!
Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money, <Br/> <Br/>Our Son Steals It. <Br/> <Br/>I Don''t Know What To Do ABout It <Br/> <Br/>Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books. <Br/> <Br/>He''ll Never Touch!
aGr 1 FamiLy k.. <Br/> <Br/>WaLDen BaChoN sE, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>BachAy WaLdain Se, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>B.v Shohar Se, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bahoo SaAs Se, <Br/> <Br/>Nand BhaBi Se, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Behnoi saALay sE, <Br/> <Br/>Susar Daamad Se, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>JhoOT BoLaIn.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>To aIsi fAmILy kO Kya KahAin gE? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Star Plus
Apni Sanso Ko Rok Lijiye, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Dil Ki Dharkano Ko Tham Lijiye, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Naak Band Krlo Apne Apne Q K <Br/>Pappu Ko Paad Aa Rha Hy... ;->
1 EmPLoYeE 2 oThR: Ap k fAthEr kYa kRtAY ThAy? <Br/>2nd: G Wo Jootay Bnatay ThAy. <Br/>1st:UnhoOn nE TumhAin Mochi Kyun Na BnAya? <Br/> <Br/>DöOsRa BUhAT shIrmIndA Hua <Br/> <Br/>After A wHiLE2nd asKd 4m <Br/> <Br/>1st:aP K fAThr KYA krtAY ThAY? <Br/> <Br/>1st:Wo Ek ShareEf iNsaAN ThAY. <Br/> <Br/>2nd:uNhoOn nE ApKO ShArif kYun nA BnAya?