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Teacher: Hero Bhadur Hota Hai, Heroin <Br/> <Br/>KhuBsurat Hoti Hai, Tum Kia Banna Chahtey Ho? <Br/> <Br/>Bhadur Ya KhuBsurat? <Br/> <Br/>Student: Dono, Yani.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"Heroinchi"
Warning: <Br/> <Br/>Kamzor Dil K Hazraat Ye Msg Na Parhen> <Br/>Ek Princess Elan Krti Hy <Br/>''Jo Admi 3 Glass Thook Piyega Me Us Se Shadi Krongi'' <Br/> <Br/>1 Pathan Bola Me Piyonga <Br/>Wo 2 Glass P Kr Ruk Jata Hy <Br/>Princess Khti Hy <Br/>''Q? <Br/> <Br/>Haar Gaye Kya?'' <Br/>Pathan Bola <Br/>''Nahi.. <Br/> <Br/>Balgham ChaBa Rha Hoon'' <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Aakh Thoo
Tujh Se B Ziada Teri Arzo Ki Ha <Br/>Is Trha Se Mene Teri Justoju Ki Ha <Br/>Ha BB Mar Gai To Kya Hwa, <Br/>Tjhey Paaney K Liey Hi Usey Mot Di Ha. <Br/>Frm ZARDARI To SHERE ;->
1 Tou <Br/>Sadar-e-Pakistan <Br/>Ban Gaya <Br/>Tum Bhi City <Br/>Nazim K Liye <Br/>Apply Kerdo <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bcoz <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>30 Din Ki Qaid <Br/>Tum Bhi Kaat K Aane <Br/>Wale Ho ... ;->
Some Funny <Br/>SignBoards ... <Br/> <Br/>@ Pizza Shop <Br/>"7 Dayz Widout Pizza <Br/>Makes 1 Weak" <Br/> <Br/>In No-smoking Area <Br/>"If V c Smoke, V''ll <Br/>Azume U r On Fire <Br/>n Take Apropaite <Br/>Action" <Br/> <Br/>@ Car Dealership <Br/>"D Best Way 2 Get Back <Br/>On Ur Feet. <Br/>Miss A Car Payment" <Br/> <Br/>@ Maternity Room Door <Br/>"Push . Push . Push" ... ;-
TeAcHeR: "YoU MiSsEd ScHoOl YeStErDaY DiDn''T YoU?" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>StUdEnT: "No NoT EvEn A LiTtLe BiT."
A Boy Going In Car. <Br/>Suddenly He Saw A Girl Lying <Br/> <Br/>In The Middle Of Road. <Br/> <Br/>He Came Out And.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>To Be Continued.. <Br/> <Br/>To Listen The Full Story <Br/>Plz Send 50 Easy Load.
A Boy Going In Car. <Br/>Suddenly He Saw A Girl Lying <Br/> <Br/>In The Middle Of Road. <Br/> <Br/>He Came Out And.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>To Be Continued.. <Br/> <Br/>To Listen The Full Story <Br/>Plz Send 50 Easy Load.
Teachr Ne SHRAB Ka Nuqsan Btany K Liye <Br/> <Br/>1KEERA SHRAB Me Dala To Wo Mr Gia. <Br/> <Br/>Teachr:"Ap Ne Kia Seeka? <Br/> <Br/>Studnts:"SHRAB Peenay Se <Br/> <Br/>PAIT K KEERAY Mar Jatay He"
A Suicide BomBer To Mulla Umer Sir Jee, <Br/> <Br/>Barood Thora Kam Dala Karain, <Br/> <Br/>Mein Jannat Say <Br/> <Br/>Aagay Nikal Gia Tha ;-)
JaB Koi Baat Bigar Jaye <Br/>JaB Koi Mushkil Par Jaye <Br/>Tou <Br/>Tou <Br/>Tou <Br/>,,??? <Br/> <Br/>(".) <Br/><))> <Br/>JL <Br/> <Br/>Tou Yaad Rkho K <Br/>"Puthey Kamman De Puthey Nateejey" ;->
Jeet K B Har Gaya Me Pyar Ki Bazi Yaro <Br/> <Br/>Me Uska DEVDAS Tha Wo Thi Meri PARO <Br/> <Br/>Wo Guzar Gaye Pas Se Nazar Tk Na Milai <Br/> <Br/>Q K Me Cycle Pe Tha Us K Pas Thi Pajero :->