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Patient To Nurse <Br/> <Br/>I Don''t Want To <Br/> <Br/>Get Well Because I Love U! <Br/> <Br/>Nurse : U Wont Get Well Either, <Br/> <Br/>Bcoz Doctor Has Seen U <Br/> <Br/>Kissing Me <Br/> <Br/>& He Loves Me Too
Student Mathmatics Ke Sir Se <Br/> <Br/>Sir Is Swal Ko Solution Karke Kar Do <Br/> <Br/>Sir: Ye To Bachoo Ka Swal Hai <Br/> <Br/>Student: TaBhi To Aap Se Pucha Hai
The Part Is Not In Ur Hand. <Br/>The Future Is Not In Ur Hand. <Br/>But At Present <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>DaBBa MoBile Is In Ur Hand.
Ik Admi 24 Ghante Pani Me <Br/> <Br/>Sanass Rokay Raha <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ajj 5 Baje Us Ki Namaz-E-Janaza <Br/> <Br/>Cantt QaBaristan Me Ada Hogi
1 Admi PuBlic Bathroom Gya <Br/>Aur 1 Hour K Baad Nikla. <Br/> <Br/>Bahr Betha Huwa Jamadar Bola <Br/>20 Rupe Bhai G <Br/>Admi Bola: Bhai Mai Bathroom Mai Betha Tha <Br/>Net Cafe Mai Nahe:-P
KHAN Ne 1Bacha Agwa Kia <Br/>Or Taavaan K Lye Sticker Pe Ye Likh K Bache Pe Chipkaya: <Br/>10 Lakh Kal SuBah Pul K Neche Pohnchado? <Br/>Aur Bache Ko Ghar Wapis Bhejdia. <Br/>2sre Din Wo Pul K Neche Gya To Usy Pese Milgye <Br/>Or Sath Sticker Pe Likha Tha: <Br/>Khuda Qasam <Br/>Pese Ka Gam Nai, <Br/>Gam Is Bat Ka Hy K <Br/>KHAN Ne KHAN Ko Looota ;-
Jootha Peenay Se MohaBBat <Br/>Barhti Hai Pappu . . . <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Yeh Keh Ker Woh Kameena <Br/> <Br/>Meri Sari Pepsi Pee Gaya :P ;->
Zarori Elaan <Br/> <Br/>City Mein 7 Khudkush Hamla Awar <Br/>Dakhil Ho Chuke Hein! <Br/> <Br/>Agar Ap Mulk-O-Qoum Ki <Br/>Salamti Chahte Hain, <Br/>To <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Unki LamBi Umer <Br/> <Br/>K Liye Dua Farmain...
1 Admi Ne Anda Fry Kia To Wo Jal Gaya. <Br/> <Br/>Murghi Ne Dekhlia.. <Br/> <Br/>Murghi Ne Admi K Moo Par <Br/>Zor Se Thappar Marte Hue <Br/>Kaha: <Br/> <Br/>Begherat Tujhe Dena Pare To Ehsaas Ho... ;->
Q: What is the Indian version of a hat-trick? <Br/>A: 3 runs in 3 Balls.
Neend Ki Goli Kha Lo <Br/>Acha Rahy Ga <Br/> <Br/>Socho''n Se Jaan Chura Lo <Br/>Acha Rahy Ga <Br/> <Br/>Bachi Tou Tum Se <Br/>Phansti Nhi Koi <Br/> <Br/>SaB Larkyo''n Ko Behan Bana Lo <Br/>Acha Rahy Ga ... ;->
Pathan: <Br/>Yaar Mere Pass Paise Nhi Hyn <Br/>Mjhe Ghar Lena Hy Kia Karo''n ? <Br/> <Br/>Dost: Tou Bnk Se Loan Le Lo! <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: <Br/>Loan Tou Le Lo Mgr <Br/>Hum Ko Srf Cotto Pehan''ne <Br/>Ki Aadat Hy ... ;->