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aj raat 2 Bar 11 Baje ge or 2 Bar 12 kon kehta hai k guzra waqt doBara hath nhi ata arey pakistan mai saB possiBle hai yar geo zardari
(Shortest Joke) <Br/> <Br/>Fan: Happy Birthday <Br/>Meera: Same To You :-D
Kanjoos Baap Bete Se... <Br/> <Br/>Beta Kiya Tm Kuch Parh Rahe Ho? <Br/> <Br/>Beta: Nahi Papa <Br/> <Br/>Kiya Tm Kuch Likh Rahe Ho? <Br/> <Br/>Beta: Nahi Papa Main Kuch Soch Raha Hun <Br/> <Br/>Baap: Toh Phr Ye Aienak Utar Do <Br/> <Br/>Tmhri Fazool Kharchi Mje DoBo De Gi . . ;->/-D
A Student Attached A 100 Rupee Note <Br/>To His Test Paper N Wrote <Br/> <Br/>"Rs 1 For 1 Mark" <Br/>The Paper Checker Sent Him <Br/> <Br/>Rs 81 Back N Wrote <Br/> <Br/>"U Got 19 Marks Keep The Change"
Situation, <Br/> <Br/>Whn 1 Hr Wi|L Be Back... <Br/> <Br/>1st Frnd:Beth Ja Yaar ABhi To 10 Bjay Hain <Br/>Ghar Ja Kr Kya Krna Hai? <Br/> <Br/>2nd Frnd:Nahi Yaar Naye To 11 Bjay Hain
Ek Rat HusBand Ny Wife Se Pani Manga Or So Gya <Br/> <Br/>Bivi Sari Raat Khari Rahi SuBha Hoi <Br/> <Br/>HusBand:Tum Sari Raat Yha Khari Rahi Bolo Kya Chaye <Br/> <Br/>Wife:Gussy Se Talaq;-)
1 Bivi Drivring Sikh Rahe Thi Apne Shoar Se Boli <Br/>Dekhye Shayad Ye Samne Ka Shesha Thek Nahe <Br/>Laga Howa . . . <Br/> <Br/>HusBand : Kyon Koi Gar Bar Hai? <Br/> <Br/>Bivi : Is Mai Peche Ane Wali <Br/>Gariyan Dekh Pati Ho Apna Chehra <Br/>Mujhe Dikhai Hi Nahe Deita . . . ;->
Pathan Bought A New MoBile. <Br/> <Br/>Doston Ne Kaha Naya MoBile Lya Hay Mithai To Khilao.. <Br/> <Br/>Pathan Bazar Gya <Br/>Aur <Br/> <Br/>MoBile Baich K Mithai Le Aya. . .
1 Aurat Ne 1 Wakil Se Pocha K <Br/>Talak Lene K Lye Kia <Br/>Sharyat Lazmi Hoti Hai ? <Br/> <Br/>Wakil Bola "Talak Lene K Lye <Br/>App Ko Shadi Shudo Hona Zorori Hai"
Wife Hints 2 HusBand 4 A New Car <Br/> <Br/>Saying, <Br/> <Br/>"Dear, Buy Me Smthing Dat Goes 0 To 80 In 3 Secs Wen Im On It." <Br/> <Br/>HusBand Gifted Her <Br/> <Br/>A Weight Machine.
1 Dafa 1 Chor Ne Apni Mangetar Ko Sonay Ka Set Dia. <Br/> <Br/>Mangetar Ne Khush Ho K Pocha Is Set Ki Keemat Kia Hay? <Br/> <Br/>Chour Ne JawaB Dia.... <Br/> <Br/>Teen Sal Qaid-E-Bamushaqat.
Train Me 1 Larke Ne <Br/>Cigarete Jalai, <Br/>Pas Bethe Admi Ne <Br/>Usse Kaha: Cigarete k <Br/>Dhuwai''n Se Meri TaBiyat <Br/>KhraaB Hony Lgti Hy <Br/> <Br/>Larka Bola: Tou Aap <Br/>Smoking Q Kerty Hyn ... ;->