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Policeman: Tum Ne <Br/>Beech Road Pe Bus Q <Br/>Rok Di ??? <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: Hum Shehr Me <Br/>Naya Aya Hy Mgr <Br/>Qanoon Nhi Torta, <Br/>Wo Samne Dkho Lkha Hy <Br/>"BUS STOP" <Br/>Tou Hum Ne Rok Dia ;->
I Never 4get My <Br/>Sincere Frndz <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Whn I c Some Faults <Br/>In Them <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>I Keep Patient & Just <Br/>Realize That <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"AB Har Koi Meri Terha <Br/>Perfect Tou Nahi Ho Sakta Na" ;->
1st Man : Yar Ye <Br/>"AAHO" Kon Log Bolty Hyn??? <Br/> <Br/>2nd Man : Bhai Ye Hi Jo <Br/>Paindo Log Hoty Hyn <Br/>Wo Bolty Hyn !!! <Br/> <Br/>1st Man: Acha Aap <Br/>Parhy Likhy Hyn ??? <Br/> <Br/>2nd Man : AAHO ... ;->
ThErE iS a DiFfErEnCe <Br/>Of OnE lEtTeR iN ThE <Br/>sPeLlInGs Of <Br/>NeW eLeCtEd AmErIcAn <Br/>PrEsIdEnT & WoRlD''s <Br/>MoSt WaNtEd TeRrOrIsT ... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>>> OBAMA <Br/> <Br/>>> OSAMA ...
KaBhi Karachi Bhi <Br/>"CITY OF LIGHTS" <Br/>Kehlata Tha ... <Br/> <Br/>Magar <Br/> <Br/>Be-intiha Load Shedding k <Br/>Baad Is Ka Naam <Br/>"CITY OFF LIGHT" <Br/>Ho Gya Hy ... ;->
Daddy <Br/>Can I''ve Another Glass <Br/>Of Water, Plz? <Br/>Ask Jhony <Br/> <Br/>But Tht''s 10th One I''ve <Br/>Given U 2nite. <Br/>Daddy Says <Br/> <Br/>Jhony: Yes Bt d <Br/>BaBy''s Bedroom Is Stiil <Br/>On Fire. ;->
A Boy Wantd 2 Know The Age Of His Girl Friend. <Br/>So He Askd <Br/>Boy: Dear What''s Ur Birth Date? <Br/>Girl:4th NovemBr <Br/>Boy Which Year <Br/>Girl:O JAN EVERY YEAR :P ;->
Bank Main Meyan Biwi Ka Joint Account Tha <Br/>Aik Roz Bivi Check Le Kr Ponchi <Br/>Aur Boli Mai Dus Hazar Ruppe Niklwana <Br/>Chahti Ho Lekn Kayal Rahe Jo <Br/>Hisa Mere Meyan Ka Hai <Br/>Aus MAI Se Dejye Ga . . . . . :->
Wo Dekho! <Br/> <Br/>Ammi. <Br/> <Br/>ABBu. <Br/> <Br/>Bhaiya. <Br/> <Br/>Baji. <Br/> <Br/>Jaldi Aao. <Br/> <Br/>Amazing...! <Br/> <Br/>Us <Br/> <Br/>Gher <Br/> <Br/>Mein <Br/> <Br/>Light Hai ;->/
A Man Traveling At 190 Km/H <Br/>On Th Highway Ws Stopped By Highway Police. <Br/> <Br/>Man:"Sorry,Officer Was I Driving Too Fast?" <Br/>Officer:"No,Sir.U Were Flying Too Slow."
Aik Pathan ghar aaya to sochne laga ke aaj kya khaas kaam karna tha. <Br/> <Br/>Sochta raha <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Sochta raha <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Raat 2 Baje yaad aaya. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>AAJ TOU JALDI SONA THA ;->
Memons Background <Br/> <Br/>Garments Market Ka Don Kaun? <Br/> <Br/>Memon <Br/>ZuBair Motiwala <Br/> <Br/>Capital Market Ka Don Kaun? <Br/>Memon <Br/>Aqeel Karim Dedhi <Br/> <Br/>ChamBer Of Commerce Ka Don Kaun? <Br/>Memon <Br/>Siraj Kasim Teli <Br/> <Br/>Karachi Ka Don Kaun? <Br/>Memon <Br/>Farooq Sattar <Br/> <Br/>Underworld Ka Don Kaun? <Br/>Memon <Br/>Dawood IBrahim <Br/> <Br/>Jiye Mqm <Br/>Memon Qoumi Movement.;-)