Wife HusBand Se Phone Par:
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<Br/>Hamaray Bachay Ko Current Laga Hua Hai,
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<Br/>Aap Jaldi Aa Jain.??
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<Br/>HusBand: JAN Tension Mat Jo
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<Br/>Jitni Dair Main Ghar Aaon Ga
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<Br/>Light Ja Chuki Ho Gi
GOVT KE TARAF SAY AHAM ILAN
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<Br/>BALOCHISTAN MAIN EARTHQUICK KO
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<Br/>MUTARMA BENZAIR KE KHEDMATE KAY ATRAF MAIN IS KA NAME
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<Br/>BENZAIR EARTHQUICK KA NAME DE DEYA GAYA HAI
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<Br/>GEO BHUTTO
Maine Aaj KhwaB Mai
<Br/>Aap Ko 1 Naye Rup Me
<Br/>Dkha
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<Br/>- Jo Har Insaan k Kaam
<Br/>Aane Wala
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<Br/>- Jo Har Kisi Ka Bojh
<Br/>Uthane Wala
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<Br/>- Jo Har Waqt Maar
<Br/>Khane Wala
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<Br/>In Shrt
<Br/>Ek Gadhe K Rup Me Dekha ;->
A Boy Sat On A Train
<Br/>Chewing Gum & Staring
<Br/>Vacantly Into Space,
<Br/>Whn Suddenly An Old Woman
<Br/>Sitting Opposite Said
<Br/>''Its No Good You Talking To Me,
<Br/>Young Man, I''m Stone Deaf'' ;->
The 1st Advice Of
<Br/>Father To His Son
<Br/>When Son Got His
<Br/>Driving License Made,
<Br/>Is
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<Br/>"RememBer 1 Thing Son
<Br/>If U''re Going To Hit
<Br/>Anything, Make Sure
<Br/>Its Cheap" ;->
Astronomers Say
<Br/>"The Universe Is
<Br/>Finite..."
<Br/>Which Is A Comforting
<Br/>Thought
<Br/>For Those People ,
<Br/>Who Cannot RememBer
<Br/>Where They Leave
<Br/>Things ... ;->
Astronomers Say
<Br/>"The Universe Is
<Br/>Finite..."
<Br/>Which Is A Comforting
<Br/>Thought
<Br/>For Those People ,
<Br/>Who Cannot RememBer
<Br/>Where They Leave
<Br/>Things ... ;->
Man 1:
<Br/>"I m Alwayz Delighted
<Br/>When People Stick Their
<Br/>Noses In My
<Br/>Bussiness."
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<Br/>Man 2:
<Br/>"Why, What Do You Do?"
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<Br/>Man 1:
<Br/>"I''ve A Company, Make
<Br/>Tissue Papers ..." ;->
