Dewangi Se Kum Na Thi Kuch Apni Justuju
<Br/>Hum Bewafa Jahan Ma Wafa Dhondte Rahe
<Br/>Mehromiyo K Dor Ma Kin Hasrato K Sath
<Br/>Hm cholon ki BIRYANI me BOTI Dhondte Rhe ;->
Shohar: Ye Tum Mujh Ko Bhary Bazar Main "A.G"
<Br/>
<Br/>Kyoun Kehti Ho?
<Br/>
<Br/>Biwi: ABBhary Bazar Main
<Br/>"ABhy Ghady"
<Br/>
<Br/>Kahoun Gi To Kya Acha Lagay Ga... :P ;->
Bv: Shadi K Shuroo K Dino Me
<Br/>
<Br/>JB Ma Khana Pkati Thi
<Br/>To Ap Mujy Zyada Khilaty Or Khud Kam.
<Br/>
<Br/>Lekin AB Ap Aisa Q Nhi Krty?
<Br/>
<Br/>Shohar:Q K AB Tmhy Khana Pakana Aa Gia Hy
Teacher: Tm Class Me Ghada Kyn Le Aaye?
<Br/>
<Br/>Studnt: Sir, Ap Ne Hi To Bola Tha
<Br/>
<Br/>K Ap Ghade Ko B Insan Bana Dete Ho
<Br/>
<Br/>So Mai Isi Lye Is K Le Aaya Hun. :-D
<Br/>Pakistan In 2010 ...
<Br/>
<Br/>Ek Shaks Chilaya
<Br/>
<Br/>Aa Gai
<Br/>
<Br/>Aa Gai
<Br/>
<Br/>Light Aa Gai ...
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>Dusra Shaks Kandhe
<Br/>Pe Haath Rakhty Huey
<Br/>''''Aisa Kch B Nhi , Ye Bas
<Br/>Tumhara Wehem Hy Bhai'''' ;->
Man Was Complaining 2
<Br/>A Frnd
<Br/>''I''d All
<Br/>Money, A Beautiful House
<Br/>A Big Car, D Luv Of A Prety
<Br/>Gal Thn Its All Gone
<Br/>
<Br/>Frnd: Wht Hapend?
<Br/>
<Br/>Man: My Wife Found Out ;)
Bartender: I Think
<Br/>U''ve Had Enuf Sir !
<Br/>Drunk: I Just Lost
<Br/>My Wife , Buddy !
<Br/>Bartender: Well, It Must
<Br/>Be Hard Losing A Wife
<Br/>Drunk: It Was Almost
<Br/>ImpossiBle ;->
1friend:
<Br/>Yaar Mera MoBile KharaaB Hogaya Hai
<Br/>Koi Acha Sa Dentist Batao
<Br/>2friend: "Dentist Wo Kiu?
<Br/>1friend:
<Br/>Yar Mere MoBile Ka Bluetooth KharaB Ho Gya Ha
1 Pathan Ne 1 Bachi Se Pocha
<Br/>Beta Kn Se Class Mai Parti Ho ?
<Br/>Bachi:Kachi Mai
<Br/>
<Br/>Pathan:Kachi Kon Si Class Hai?
<Br/>Bachi:Hamre Class Mai Farsh Nahe Hai
<Br/>Is Lye Hum Ausey Kachi Class Bolte
<Br/>Hai . . . . . ;->
JanaB YaqooB Rasheed Ne Farmaya
<Br/>
<Br/>K Shawal K Maheeny May
<Br/>
<Br/>Jo Shaks Kisi Ko 100 Rupay Ka Card
<Br/>
<Br/>Send Karega Qayamat K Din
<Br/>
<Br/>Usay Ek Warid Ki Sim Free Milegi
