B SMS Messages22988 messages

Larki Doctor Se <Br/>Main JuB Cigrette Peeti Hun To AjeeB Becheni Si <Br/>Hoti Hai Main Pehla Kash Leti Hun To Apne Shoes <Br/>Utar Deti Hun Dosre Kash Main Socks, <Br/> <Br/>Teesray Kash May Shirt Utar Dayte Hon <Br/>Or Chotay Main..... <Br/>Dr: Yeh Lo G0LD LEAF Or <Br/>Tafseel Say Batao... :P :D ;->
HusBnd:Kya Tumne Mujhe KUTTA Kaha? <Br/> <Br/>No Ans. <Br/> <Br/>HusBnd Again Asks, No Ans. <Br/> <Br/>Then Again He Asks, <Br/> <Br/>Wife: Nahi Kaha. <Br/> <Br/>Plz AB Bhoka Na Bandh Karo :D
HusBnd:Kya Tumne Mujhe KUTTA Kaha? <Br/> <Br/>No Ans. <Br/> <Br/>HusBnd Again Asks, No Ans. <Br/> <Br/>Then Again He Asks, <Br/> <Br/>Wife: Nahi Kaha. <Br/> <Br/>Plz AB Bhoka Na Bandh Karo :D
Man1- I Told My Wife D Truth Dat <Br/>I Was Seeing A Psychiatrist <Br/>Man2- Thn <Br/>Man1- Thn She Told Me D Truth Dat <Br/>She''s Seeing A Psychiatrist, 2 PlumBers <Br/>& A Bartender ;->
... F A C T ... <Br/> <Br/>Teachers Are Those <Br/> <Br/>Who Helps Us In <Br/>Resolving ProBlems <Br/> <Br/>Which <Br/> <Br/>Without Them <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>We Wouldn''t Have ... ;->
Love Is The Thing That ... <Br/> <Br/>EnaBles A Woman To Sing <Br/> <Br/>While She Mopes Up The Floor <Br/> <Br/>After <Br/> <Br/>Her HusBand Has <Br/>Walked Across It <Br/>In His Barn Boots ... ;->
I Don''t Cheat, <Br/> <Br/>I Just Change The Rules! <Br/> <Br/>I Always Want To Rise Up, <Br/> <Br/>But Gravity Brings Me Down! <Br/> <Br/>GLOBAL WARMING BURNT MY HOMEWORK
1 DOST Ne Pathan Se Pocha! <Br/>SHADI Ka KB Tk Imkan Hai? <Br/>Pathan Kafi Sharmila Tha <Br/>Bola! <Br/>3,4, BAHNO K Rishte Aye Huwe Hain <Br/>Or 1 Behen Se To Baat Bi Chal Rahi He.
U <Br/>Know <Br/>Students <Br/>Ki <Br/>KaB <Br/>Eid <Br/>Hoti <Br/>Hai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>JaB Teachers Chutti Karty Hain
Dekho <Br/>Socho <Br/>Ghor <Br/>Karo <Br/>& <Br/>Yaad <Br/>Karo <Br/>K <Br/>Last <Br/>Sms <Br/>KaB <Br/>Kia <Br/>Tha <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Khudhe Sharam Se DooooB K Marr Jao Ge.
BAAp: BEtA Aj AsmAAn sE Ek PAri aAyegi <Br/> <Br/>Or Tumhen Chhoti MuNNi Gift de kr jAyegi <Br/> <Br/>BEtA: ABBu ChutyA mAt BAnAyen, <Br/> <Br/>HospitAL jAyen AmMi ki <Br/> <Br/>DeL¡vEry hoNE wALi hy ;->
Arz kiyA hAi . . . <Br/> <Br/>ZindAgi nE diyE BAhot sE sitAM <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>WAh WAh <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>ZindAgi nE diyE BAhot sE SitAM <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>wAh wAh <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>KhudA ki KAsAM <Br/>EID khAtAm... :d ;->