Husbnd:Kya Tumne Mujhe KUTTA Kaha?

Husbnd:Kya Tumne Mujhe KUTTA Kaha?
Husbnd:Kya Tumne Mujhe KUTTA Kaha?

No Ans.

Husbnd Again Asks, No Ans.

Then Again He Asks,

Wife: Nahi Kaha.

Plz Ab Bhoka Na Bandh Karo :D
  

May, 17 2010     151 chars (1 sms)     2538 views       Funny

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EXPENSIVE,

OR''


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Kiya ??

Socho ??

Ek chance or lo ?

You dirty mind ...


ans: AFRICA