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Jo 11 Saal Jail Me Rahe <Br/>Wo <Br/>Sadar-e-Pakistan Hy <Br/> <Br/>Jo 6 Saal Jail Me Rahe <Br/>Wo <Br/>Wazeer-e-Azam Pakistan Hy <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>2 , 4 Aap Bhi Jail <Br/>Main Guzaar Aaye''n <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>MustaqBil Roshan Hy ... ;->
LaBo''n Ne Aaj Kal <Br/>Muskurana Chorh Dia Hy <Br/> <Br/>KhwaBo''n Ne Palko''n Pe <Br/>Aana Chorh Dia Hy <Br/> <Br/>Nhi Khulti Hy Aankh <Br/>AB Tou Sehri Main <Br/> <Br/>Shayad Aap Ne <Br/>Dhol Bajana Chorh Dia Hy ;->
Judge: Kya Tum Jail Gye Ho..? <Br/> <Br/>Chor: Ji Nahi, Hujur! <Br/> <Br/>Judge: To Isme Rone Ki Kya Baat Hai ABhi Bhej Dete Hai..!! <Br/>:-/)
Now-A-Days Our "Shoulder Angels" Are Also DisturBed. <Br/>Y? <Br/>Coz <Br/>I Heard Them Talking With One Another <Br/>K <Br/> <Br/>"Gunnah Naye Time Par Likhain <Br/> <Br/>Ya Puraney Time Par"
Now-A-Days Our "Shoulder Angels" Are Also DisturBed. <Br/>Y? <Br/>Coz <Br/>I Heard Them Talking With One Another <Br/>K <Br/> <Br/>"Gunnah Naye Time Par Likhain <Br/> <Br/>Ya Puraney Time Par"
Car Me Baithi 1 Lady Ne, 1 Bhikhari Ko 1 Rupya Dekar, <Br/>Aasirvaad Dene Ko Kaha! <Br/> <Br/>Bhikhari:Car Me To Baithi Ho, <Br/> <Br/>AB Kya Aasmaan Me Baithogi?
Maa: Beta Kya Kar Rahe Ho? <Br/> <Br/>Beta: Padh Rha Hu. <Br/> <Br/>Maa: ShaBash! Kya Padh Rahe Ho? <Br/> <Br/>Beta: Ji, Film Shole Ki Story
Incumtax Officer Has Raha Tha <Br/>Clerk : Kya Hua <Br/>Offi : Mallika Ka Letter Hai <Br/>C : Toh? <Br/>O : Kapde Pehanti Nahi Or Laundry Ka Bill1 Lac Banaya Hai
aLaMa iQBAL AuR BiJli WaLo mAi Ek ChEeZ Hi SaMe Hai ! <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>wO kiYa hAi? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>sOcHo <Br/>oR SoChO <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>NaHi PaTa ! <Br/>. <Br/>DoNo LoGoN Ko JaGaNe mAi LAgE rEhTe HaiN
Zardari Teri Sharafat Pe Kis Ko Na Hoga Shak, , , <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Halki Halki Bhook Main Halka Phulka TUC . . . /:-)
Q: Why A Person, Living In Lahore <Br/> <Br/>Is Not Allowed To <Br/> <Br/>B Buried In Sahiwal? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>A: Yar He Is Alive N Living. <Br/> <Br/>So Whats The Question Of Burying Him;-<
Doctor- Mrs.MEGHA <Br/>Gud News <Br/>4 U! <Br/> <Br/>MEGHA- What Do <Br/>U <Br/>Mean By Mrs.MEGHA! <Br/>I''m Unmarried. <Br/> <Br/>Doctor- Miss MEGHA, <Br/>Bad <Br/>News <Br/>4 U!