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1st Frnd : Yaar Meri Biwi Bohat Ghussa Karti Hai <Br/> <Br/>2nd Frnd :Meri Biwi Bhi Pehle BOhat Ghussa Karti Thi AB Bilkul Nahi KAri <Br/> <Br/>1st Frnd : Tumne Kya Elaaj Kya ? <Br/> <Br/>2nd Frnd : Kuch Nahi Bas ITna Hi Kaha Tha K Burhapay Main Ghussa A Hi Jata Hai TaB Se Us Ne KaBhi Ghussa Nahi Kya :P
Girl: Kon Ho Tum? <Br/>Boy:Hasrat Tumhari <Br/>Girl: Takte Ho Kya? <Br/>Boy: Soorat Tumhari <Br/>Girl:Karte Ho Kya? <Br/>Boy: Pooja Tumhari <Br/>Girl: Kafir Ho Kya? <Br/>Boy: Aisa He Sahi <Br/>Girl: Chahte Ho Kya? <Br/>Boy: MuhaBBat Tumhari <Br/>Girl: Pachhtaogay.. <Br/>Boy: Kismat Hamari <Br/>Girl: Married Hoon Main <Br/>Boy:... <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Pehle Kion Nai Bataya Manhoos Maari?
JaB Sanam Teri Yaden Ati Hain <Br/>Kya Kahn Hamen POTIYAN Lag Jati Hain <Br/>Hamari Yado K Lamhe To Tmhain Satate Honge <Br/>POTIYAN Na Sahi PADD To Tumhe B Atey Honge ;->
Judge, Mujrim Se, Batao Tumari Akhari Kwaish Kia Hai ? <Br/>Mujrim, <Br/> <Br/>Aik MoB Nokia N73 <Br/>5 Karror Rupay <Br/>Apki Beti Se Shadi, <Br/>USA Ka Viza, <Br/>2 Saal Ka Hanimon, <Br/>6 7 Bachay Jo Apko Nana Nana Kahe Aur Mujhe Papa, <Br/>Un Ki Shadi Karwa Dun Us K Bad Ap Jo Fasila Do Mujhe Manzor Hoga..
A RoBBer, <Br/>A Gangster & A Murderer Are In The Same Car, <Br/>Who Will Be Driving The Car? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ans: A Police Officer!!
Dekh Ke Roop Tera Suhana <Br/> <Br/>Yaad Agaya Dadi Amma <Br/>Ka Khil Khilana <Br/> <Br/>Itni Ho Gayi Ho Tum Purani <Br/> <Br/>AB To Bas Kardo... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ladko Ko Patana...
Thinking Of Lady Banker ... <Br/> <Br/>Lagta Hy K Mere Husn Mein Kami Aati Jarahi Hy <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Q K <Br/> <Br/>Logo''n <Br/>Ne <Br/>AB <Br/>Mujh se <Br/>PAISEY <Br/>Gin <Br/>Ker <Br/>Wapis <Br/>Lene <Br/>Shruu <Br/>Ker Diye <Br/>Hain ... ;->
Shrminda TB Nhi Hoty <Br/>JB ZuBan Se Buri Bat Nkal Jaye <Br/>Or Shrmnda Hm TB B Nhi Hote <Br/>JB Dil Se Kisiki Yad Nkal Jaye <Br/>Arey <Br/>Shrmndagi To Us Wqt Hoti Hy <Br/>JB Shadi Me Khamoshi Ho <Br/>Or <Br/>ZOR SE PAAD Nkal Jaye :P ;->
Mr. Inside Went 2 C <Br/>Mr. Outside. Inside <Br/>Standing Outside Called <Br/>Outside Outside But <Br/>Outside Standing Inside <Br/>Called Inside Inside <Br/>When Inside Came Inside <Br/>Outside Went Outside 2 C <Br/>Inside Then Outside Called <Br/>Inside Outside But Inside From <Br/>Inside Called Outside Inside ... <Br/>Now Where Is Ur Brain <Br/>Inside Or Outside ... ??? ;->
Identification Of <Br/>Students ... <Br/> <Br/>Books In Bag, <Br/>FaisalaBad <Br/> <Br/>Books In Hands <Br/>Sialkot <Br/> <Br/>Rolled Books In Jeans <Br/>Lahore <Br/> <Br/>W/o Books <Br/>But Cell Fones In Hands <Br/>Karachi ... ;->
** Breaking News ** <Br/> <Br/>Karachi Millenium Main Dhamaka Hogaya Hai <Br/> <Br/>= <Br/>= <Br/>= <Br/>= <Br/>= <Br/>= <Br/>= <Br/>= <Br/>= <Br/>= <Br/>= <Br/>= <Br/>= <Br/>= <Br/>= <Br/>= <Br/>= <Br/>= <Br/>= <Br/>= <Br/> <Br/>Ek Pent K Sath 2 Shirts FREE :p
1st Frnd : Yaar Meri Biwi Bohat Ghussa Karti Hai <Br/> <Br/>2nd Frnd :Meri Biwi Bhi Pehle BOhat Ghussa Karti Thi AB Bilkul Nahi KAri <Br/> <Br/>1st Frnd : Tumne Kya Elaaj Kya ? <Br/> <Br/>2nd Frnd : Kuch Nahi Bas ITna Hi Kaha Tha K Burhapay Main Ghussa A Hi Jata Hai TaB Se Us Ne KaBhi Ghussa Nahi Kya :P