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... T R U T H ... <Br/> <Br/>'''' GiRlS hAvE aN uNfAiR <Br/>aDvAntAgE oVeR mAn ... <Br/> <Br/>If ThEy CaN''t GeT wHaT <Br/>tHeY wAnT <Br/>BY BEiNg SmArT, <Br/>tHeY cAn GeT iT BY <Br/>BEiNg dUmB ... '''' <Br/>
Ye Badalti Rutai''n <Br/>Ye DuBte Huey Arman <Br/>Ye Terti Hui Musafatai''n <Br/>Ye Jalte Diye <Br/>Ye Pighalte Huey Badan <Br/>Ye Bhujti Shame''n <Br/>Ye Kch Or Nhi <Br/>Srf <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>KESC Ki Beghairti Hy ... ;->
A Lady Geting <Br/>Sntimental Feeling <Br/>While Watching A <Br/>Beautifu Luv Story <Br/>Her HuBBy Leans Over <Br/>& Whisprs Dose 3 Ltl <Br/>Wrds Tht r On His Mind <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Pass d Popcorn ;-> <Br/>
A Lady Geting <Br/>Sntimental Feeling <Br/>While Watching A <Br/>Beautifu Luv Story <Br/>Her HuBBy Leans Over <Br/>& Whisprs Dose 3 Ltl <Br/>Wrds Tht r On His Mind <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Pass d Popcorn ;-> <Br/>
A Lady Geting <Br/>Sntimental Feeling <Br/>While Watching A <Br/>Beautifu Luv Story <Br/>Her HuBBy Leans Over <Br/>& Whisprs Dose 3 Ltl <Br/>Wrds Tht r On His Mind <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Pass d Popcorn ;-> <Br/>
How Do You Know <Br/>When A Woman <Br/>Is ABout To Say <Br/>Something Smart ... ??? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>She Starts Her Sentence <Br/>With <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"A Man Once Told Me..." <Br/>;->
Question. Why Are All MBas Going Back To School? <Br/> <Br/>Answer. To Ask For Their Money Back.
Phool Main Phool, <Br/>Phool Jama Phool, <Br/>Phool Daar Phool, <Br/>Phool Hoon Phool. <Br/>AB Isko Lafz ''Phool'' K Bagair Parho.?
LuB Pe Aati Hai Dua Ban K Tamana Meri <Br/>Zindagi BomB Se Ho Mehfuz Khudaya Meri <Br/>Na Koi BomB Dhamakay Se Ura De Mjh Ko <Br/>Muft Me Jame Shahadat Na Pila De Mjh Ko <Br/>Mere Allah Lrai Se Bachana Mujh Ko <Br/>Or Sikha De Koi Banduq Chalana Mjh Ko <Br/>Nam E Islam Ki Hurmat Ko Bacha Le Ya RaB <Br/>Waqt K Sare Kamino Ko Utha Le Ya RaB.
1st Pthan 2 2nd: Eid Ki Nmaz Prhny Q Ni Aya <Br/> <Br/>2nd: My A Rha Tha K Rsty My He Log Nmaz Prhty Dekhy, <Br/>Whi Prh Li. AjiB Nmaz Thi, <Br/>1 Bnda So Rha Tha, Us K Pichy SB Prh Rhy Thy R Koi Sjda B Ni Tha. <Br/>1st: Khocha Tu Jnaza Prh K A Gya Hy! <Br/>2nd: Kya Bat Krta Hy, <Br/>My SB Ko MBark Bad Bhi Dy K A Gya... ;->
Polio Team; Darwaze Par Bachey Hain? <Br/>Pathan; Beta Pistal Aur Cartoos Lay Ao. <Br/>Polio Team Bhagte Huwey Pichey Say Awaz Aiee, <Br/>Tehro Ye Mere Bacho K Name Hain...!
The Best Gifts 2 B Given. <Br/> <Br/>2 A Frnd: <Br/>H0nesty, <Br/> <Br/>2 An Enemy: <Br/>Forgiveness, <Br/> <Br/>2 Parents: <Br/>Gratefulness, <Br/> <Br/>2 God <Br/>Ur Life, <Br/> <Br/>2 Me: <Br/>Nokia N95, Sony Laptop,Bmw Etc Etc. ;->