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Teacher Female studant Se <Br/> <Br/>TaBeydar Ka Jumla Banao.. <Br/> <Br/>Girl: Jhaphi Kut Ke Je Paven Ik Waar Gujraaa.. <Br/> <Br/>Sari Zindgi Rava Gi TaBeydar Gujraaaa....!!!
5 Signs U Need To Be A TaliBan: <Br/>1. U Have More Wives Than Teeth <Br/>A2. U Own A $5000 Rocket Launcher But Can''t Afford Shoes. <Br/>3. U Refine Heroin But Haue A Moral OBjection To Beer. <Br/>4. U Think Vests Come In 2 Sttyles : Bullet Proof And Suicide. <Br/>And Most Significantly ! <Br/>5. U Wipe Your Arse With A Stonee....
Ek Faqeer Bachi Se <Br/> <Br/>ALLAH K Naam Par De Beta <Br/> <Br/>Bachi <Br/>Main Beta Nahi Beti Hun <Br/> <Br/>Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Beti <Br/> <Br/>Bachi <Br/>Mera Naam Nusrat Hai <Br/> <Br/>Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat <Br/> <Br/>Bachi <Br/>Mera Pora Naam: Nusrat Parveen Hai <Br/> <Br/>Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat Parveen <Br/> <Br/>Bachi: Ye Hui Na Baat <Br/>AB Maaf Karo BaBa
T h e <Br/> <Br/>D e f i n i t i o n <Br/> <Br/>O f <Br/> <Br/>A <Br/> <Br/>B e a u t i f u l <Br/> <Br/>W o m a n <Br/> <Br/>I s <Br/> <Br/>O n e <Br/> <Br/>W h o <Br/> <Br/>L o v e s <Br/> <Br/>M e ...
Life Is A Card Game <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>During d 1st Half <Br/>Of Whch <Br/>V Get Brthday, Valentine''s Day, <Br/>Bst Wshes, Frndship n <Br/>Wedding Cards <Br/> <Br/>& <Br/> <Br/>During 2nd Half <Br/>Get-well Soon Cards ... ;->
Ko ko ko ko ko <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ko <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ko <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ko <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ko <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ko <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>ko ko Ko Ko Ko Ko Ko <Br/>Ko <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Bas Karo AB <Br/>"AANDA" dy B do,
Boy: Papa Sach Or Raaz Me Kia Farq Hai? <Br/> <Br/>Papa: Tum Mery Bety Ho Ye Sach Hai, <Br/>Tumhara Dost Arshad B Mera Hi Beta Hai <Br/>Ye 1 Raaz Hai ;)
Disco Dance Karte Howe Larke Aur Larki Ko <Br/>2 Kute Dekh Rahe The. <Br/> <Br/>Ye Kya Kr Ha " 1 Kute Ne Dosre Se Pocha <Br/> <Br/>Dosra kuta Bola Ye Tou Mai Nahe Janta Ho <Br/>Mai Ye Janta Ho k JuB Mai Is Tarah Karta Ho <Br/>Tou Mera Malik Mujhe <Br/> <Br/>peit k kere Marne k Duwai Pilata Hai...... /
Man:JanaB Main 20 K/M Per Hr Ki Raftaar <Br/>Se Ja Raha Tha, <Br/>Mgr Phir Bhi Meri Car Ko Taiz Raftaari K <Br/>Ilzaam Me Band Kr Dia Gya, <Br/> <Br/>Judge:Is Baat Ka Kya SaBoot Hai? <Br/>K Tum Sach Kah Rahay Ho? <Br/> <Br/>Man:JanaB Is Se Barh Kr Or <Br/>Kya Proof Ho Ga K Us Waqt <Br/>Main Apni B.V Ko Lenay Susral Ja Raha Tha,
1 Chor K Bachay Ne Fridge Se <Br/>Cake Chori Kr K Khaya To <Br/>Chor Ne Apnay Betay Ko Buhat Maara, <Br/> <Br/>Cake Chori Krnay Per Nahi, <Br/>Unglioon K Nishaan Chornay Per
Ek Doctor Shikaar Se Wapis Aya, <Br/>Frnd Ne Pocha Kyun Bhai Koi Shikaar Kia? <Br/>Doctor: Nahi Yaar, <Br/>Is Se To Acha Clinic Per Beth Jata..
Ek Admi Bhagtay Huay Ruk Gya. . . . <Br/>Kyun? <Br/>Kyun K Us Ka Saans Phool Gya Tha, <Br/>Nahi Is Liay Ruka, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Q K Uska Ghar Aa Gya Tha..