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Ek Admi Bhagtay Huay Ruk Gya. . . . <Br/>Kyun? <Br/>Kyun K Us Ka Saans Phool Gya Tha, <Br/>Nahi Is Liay Ruka, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Q K Uska Ghar Aa Gya Tha..
Boss: Itne Kam Kapray Pehan K <Br/>Q Aai Ho? Aadha Jism Dikh Raha Hai. <Br/>Girl: Itni Salary Mein Yehi Aata Hai! <Br/>Boss: Manager, Iss Ko 3 Months Tak Salary Mat Dena
Ek KhuBsurat Larki <Br/>Bank gai Aur <Br/>Bank Manager Se Pucha: <Br/>"Me Joint-Account Kholna <Br/>Chahti Hon..." <Br/> <Br/>Manager: "Ye Tou Achi Baat <Br/>Hy, Aap Kis K Sath <Br/>Joint-Account Kholna <Br/>Chahti Hyn ...? " <Br/> <Br/>Larki: "Mujhe Ziada <Br/>Nakhry Dikhany Ki <Br/>Aadat Nhi <Br/> <Br/>Bas <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Jis K Paas Bank Balance <Br/>Ziaa Ho, Us K Saath Khol <Br/>Loongi ..." ;->
Ek Memon Ne Wakeel <Br/>Se Mashwara Krne K Baad <Br/>20 Rs Diye <Br/> <Br/>Wakeel Ne Pucha: <Br/>Ye Mere Secertry k <Br/>Liye Hyn Ya Peon K Liye <Br/> <Br/>Memon Bola: <Br/>Ye Tum Teeno''n k Liye <Br/>Hyn ... ;->
Maa Ne Beti Ko Nasihat Ki <Br/>"JaB B Apne Dosto''n Ki <Br/>Mehfil Me Betho Jo Kch B <Br/>Bolo Soch Samajh k Bolo" <Br/> <Br/>Larki Ne Pareshani Se Kaha <Br/>"Ammi Agr Me Soch Samajh <Br/>K Bolongi Tou Itni Der Me <Br/>Topic Hi Chnge Ho jayega" ;->
BREAKING NEWS <Br/> <Br/>KARACHI : <Br/>Liyari Me Pichly 10-12 Dino''n <Br/>Se Bharpur Jashan Ka Sama <Br/>Hy, Logo''n K Khna Hy k <Br/>Apna Makrani Bhai <Br/>U.S.A Ka Sadar Bana Hy. <Br/> <Br/>VAJA OBAMA BALOCH... ;->
Class Mai Larkon Ki Shararat Sai Tang <Br/>Aa Ker Ustaad Ne Inhain Seedha Lait Ker <Br/>Cycle Ki Tarah Taangein Chalanay Kai Liye Kaha.. <Br/>Aik Larka Thori Dair Chalanay Kai Baad Ruk Gaya <Br/>Ustaad Ne Daanta Tu Us Nai Kaha.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"Sir Mairy Chain Utar Gayi Hai:-(
1 Aurat Ne Bare Fakhar Se Kaha <Br/>Kuda Ka Shukar Ha k Is Ne Mujhe <Br/>Mard Nahe Banya Agr Mard Hoti <Br/>Tou Phr Mujhe kisi <Br/>Aurat Se Shadi Krni Parti.>
Aik Admi Ne Apnay Dost Doctor Se Pocha. <Br/> <Br/>''Tum Jis Mareez Ko Bhi Dekhtay Ho <Br/>SuB Se Pehlay Ye Hi Pochtay Ho <Br/>Ke Raat Ko Tumne Kia Khaya Tha , <Br/>Is Ke Kia Waja Hai?'' <Br/> <Br/>Doctor Ne Muskura Ker JawaB Dia, <Br/>''Is Say Mareez Ki Mali Hasiat Kay <Br/>Baray Ka Pata Chalta Hai.
Why Memons are Banned to play hockey & footBall.........? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Because Corner miltey hi dukaan khol lete hain =)
Garnal Major Ne Aik Roz Aik Mulazim Ko <Br/>Bulaya Aur Sakht Lehje Mai Kaha <Br/> <Br/>Mai Ne Pechle 2 Saal Mai Ye Bat Khas Tor Par Note Ki Ha K JuB Bhi Apni khala Ki Bemari Ka Keh Kr Daftar Se Choti Le kr Jate Ho Us Roz Zoror Koi Cirkt Match Hota Hai <Br/> <Br/>Mulazim Sar Kujate Howe Bola Ap Ka Kehne ka MatlB Ye Ha K Meri Kala Bemari ka Bhana Karti Hai . . . ?
Wife : Sunye Rat Ko Mai KawaB Dekha K Ap Ne <Br/>Mujhe Naye Kapre Karidney k Lye 2 Hazar Rupee Diye Ha Ap YaqaNan kud Ko itna Bare Dil Wala SaBit <Br/>kare Ga Jitna Mai Ne KawaB Mai Dekha <Br/> <Br/>HusBand : Ha Bagum Tum Wo 2 Hazar Apne Pas Hi <Br/>Rakho jo Mai Ne tumhien KhawaB Mai Diye the . . ;->