B SMS Messages22988 messages

Wife : Tum tou chahty <Br/>ho k main mar jaon aur <Br/>meri tamam cheezai''n <Br/>tumhari ho jaye''n ... <Br/> <Br/>HusBand : Meri kismat <Br/>ZARDARI jesi kahan... ;->
Pathan''s Wife Bought A <Br/>Beautifl Sweater For Her <Br/>HusBand... <Br/>She Sent It To Him By Parcel <Br/>Along Wid A Note ... Tht Said <Br/>"d Buttons Of d Sweatr r Removd <Br/>Since They Were Too Heavy & added <Br/>To d Postage. U''ll Find ''Em <Br/>In d Rite Hand Pocket Of The <Br/>Sweater" ... ;->
Meri Ek Naak Hy <Br/>Aankhe''n Hyn Do <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Meri Ek Naak Hy <Br/>Aankhe''n Hyn Do <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Tum Ne Meri Aankh <Br/>Main Aansu Dekhy <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>AB <Br/>Jhank Kr Naak K <Br/>Choohey B Dkho ... ;->
Apni Biwi Ko 100% Apni Kamai Dene Pe 20% Sukh Milta Hai <Br/> <Br/>Dusre Ki Biwi Ko 20% Kamai Dene Pe 100% Sukh Milta Hai
Ek Kana Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Kare To Konsa Geet Gayega? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>1 Najar Se B Pyar Hota Hai, Maine Suna Hai.
Meet In RAJASTAN, <Br/> <Br/>Love In HINDUSTAN Marrage In DEVASTAN, <Br/> <Br/>Take Honymoon In AFGANISTAN, <Br/> <Br/>But Dont Bring Ur Population 2 Our Pakistan
Aam ZindAgi- <Br/>YaAr PlZ Kuch SmS to Bhej DiyA KAro. <Br/> <Br/>MentOs ZindAgi- <Br/>Oye Bhutnike,BhikAri,KAmine,HArAmkhor BalaNce GaYA Tel Lene,Sms Bhej.
Baray-e-MeherBani <Br/> <Br/>Is Saal QurBani <Br/>Ki Khaalai''n <Br/>Khi Stock Exchange (KSE) <Br/>k Fund Main Jama <Br/>Kara Ker <Br/>SawaB-e-Darain Hasil <Br/>Kare''n <Br/> <Br/>Frm <Br/>KSE 100 Index <Br/>Khaal Committee ;->
Who Let You Get On <Br/>The Horse .... <Br/>You Witch''s Child ... ??? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Can''t Understand ... !!! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Its English Vrsion <Br/>Of Song <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Tenu Ghori Kinney <Br/>Charhaya Bhootni K ;->
Teri Zulfo''n Main Kho <Br/>Jana Chahta Hoon <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Teri Zulfo''n Main Kho <Br/>Jana Chahta Hoon <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Par Tum Teil Itna Lagati <Br/>Hyn K Har Bar Phisal Jata <Br/>Hoon ... ;->
American Police chOR pakrnay k Liay Soonghnay wAllay kuTTay rakhtay hain,, <Br/>JaB k Pakistani POLice Kuttay Nahi rAkhti kYUn k wo SoonghtAy hUay POlice Station Puhanch jatay Hain..
Agr OBama Sadr-e-Pakistna hoTa To us KA kya Name Hota?/ <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>ChaudrI Pakistan <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>sMs G@mBlr