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Sam: I Have Changed My Mind. <Br/> <Br/>Ali : Good <Br/> <Br/>So Does This One Work Better?
Boy Frnd,Girl Frnd Sim Conection K HisaB Se <Br/> <Br/>Jazz B/F:Hello Darling <Br/>Lrki:Or Sunao <Br/> <Br/>U.Föne B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun <Br/>Lrki:Tum Hi To Ho <Br/> <Br/>Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun <Br/>Lrki:SuB Keh Do <Br/>Tlnr B/F:Kya Hr Lrki Bewfa Hy <Br/>Lrki:Yhi Hy Dhun SB Ki <Br/> <Br/>Warid B/F Tmne Acha Nhi Kra. <Br/>Lrki:Dekha Kya Hota Hy When U Zem It.
Ye Keh Ker FARAZ Ne Lerkiyon Ko Truck Ke Neechay De Diya... <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Bachna Ay Haseeno Lo Me Aaagaya....
<Br/> <Br/>~ Tip Of The Day ~ <Br/> <Br/>''It''s So <Br/>"S I M P L E" <Br/>To Be <Br/>"W I S E" ... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Just <Br/>"T H I N K" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Something <Br/>"S T U P I D" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>And Then <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Don''t <Br/>"S A Y" It ... ;-> <Br/>
Mother''s Quote <Br/> <Br/>Thomas Edison''s Mother: <Br/>"Of course Im <Br/>Proud Tht U Inventd <Br/>Electric BulB. Nw Turn <Br/>It Off & Get 2 Bed" <Br/> <Br/>AlBert Einstein''s" <Br/>"Its Ur Senior Picture, <Br/>Can''t U Do Someting <Br/>ABt Ur Hair? <Br/>Styling Gel, Mousse <Br/>Something?" <Br/> <Br/>ABraham Lincoln''s: <Br/>"Agn Wid d Stovepipe Hat? <Br/>Can''t U Just Wear A BaseBall <Br/>Cap Like The Othr Kids ?" <Br/> <Br/>Michelangelo''s: <Br/>"Cant U Paint On Walls <Br/>Like Other Kids? Do <Br/>U''ve Any Idea How Hard <Br/>It Is 2 Get Tht Stuff <Br/>Off d Ceiling " <Br/>
Doctor To A Kid: <Br/>Have You Ever Had <Br/>TrouBle With <Br/>"Appendicitis" ? <Br/> <Br/>Kid: Yes ... ! <Br/> <Br/>Doctor: When ... ? <Br/> <Br/>Kid: When I Tried To <Br/>Spell It ... ;->
1 Pakistani Dosray Se: "Yaar Kehtay Hain Is Baar Jang Computer Se Lari Jay Gi?" <Br/> <Br/>2nd: "Han Misile Computer Se Contorl Hotay Hain Na" <Br/> <Br/>1st: "Phir To Ham Jang Haar Jainge" <Br/> <Br/>2nd: :Wo Kaise" <Br/> <Br/>1st: "Yaar Ager Misile Chalanay Se Pehlay Bijli Chali Gai Tu?..
Most Iraqis Think <Br/>The Shoe Thrower <Br/>Is A Hero <Br/>And <Br/>Should Be Freed <Br/> <Br/>Most American Think <Br/>He Deserves A Death <Br/>Sentence <Br/>Because <Br/>He <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>MISSED .. ;->
A Poster on TV at Peace Rally in MumBai.. <Br/> <Br/>"Politicians Divide us, <Br/>Terrorists Unite us..!!" <Br/> <Br/>Now How True is it!
Girl-Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..? <Br/> <Br/>Boy-Long Drive Par..!! <Br/> <Br/>girl-Pahle Kyo Nhi Bataya..? <Br/> <Br/>Boy-Mujhe B ABhi Pata Chala JuB Breck Nai Laga..
;-)Wife Running After A GarBage Truck: Am I Too Late For The GarBage? <Br/> <Br/>HuBBy Following Her Yelled: Not Yet. <Br/> <Br/>Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
Ques: Do You Know <Br/>Which Animal Has Good <Br/>Manner? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ans: Cat <Br/> <Br/>Why? <Br/>Because It Always Asks <Br/>Permission Before <Br/>Coming Inside <Br/>''Maiauon''