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Quitters Never Win <Br/>And <Br/>Winners Never Quite <Br/>But Those <Br/>Who Never <Br/>Quit And Never Win <Br/>Are <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>"IDIOTS" ;->
* T V na Dekhne Se <Br/>Gunaho''n Main Kami * <Br/> <Br/>* SaBar Kerne Se <Br/>Jannat Main Janey k <Br/>Ziada Chances * <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>~ A PuBlic Service <Br/>Message Brought To <Br/>You By "K.E.S.C" ~ ;->
Kya Btaye''n Tujhy <Br/>Mere Dost, AB k Saal <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ja Rahy Thay Yaado''n <Br/>Ko Liye Dil Main SamBhaal <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ek AjnaBi Ne Achanak Jo <Br/>Rok Ker Kaha <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Chal PAPUU MoBile Nikaal
Boy :Tum Shadi K Baad Apne Lye Alag Ghar Tu Nhi Mango Gi? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Girl : Bilkul Nahi, Bus Tum Apni Amma Ko Alag Ghar Lai Daina.
In School Canteen,There Was A Basket Of Apples With Notice Written : <Br/> <Br/>"Don''t Take More Than 1, God Is Watching!" <Br/> <Br/>A Little Further There Was A Box Of Choclates, <Br/>A Naughty Child Wrote: <Br/>"Take As Many As U Want. God Is Watching The Apples":-)!
"U-fone" Pesh Krta Hy <Br/>12 Aaney Package <Br/>Apne Un "Jazz" <Br/>Safeen k Liye Jinho''n <Br/>Ny 1st OctoBer 2008 Sy <Br/>Apni "Telenor" Sim <Br/>Istimal Nahi Ki, <Br/>Foran "Warid" Ka 100 Rs <Br/>Wala Recharge Kro <Br/>Aur SaB Keh Do ... <Br/> <Br/>Mazeed Tafsilat K <Br/>Liye Apne <Br/>"Ptcl" Sy Dial Kare''n <Br/>0900 78601 <Br/> <Br/>Telefun Telefun ;->
Wh8''s d difference B/w <Br/>unethical & ethical <Br/>advrtising? <Br/> <Br/>Unethical advrtising <Br/>uses falsehood 2 <Br/>deceive d PuBlic, <Br/>Ethical advertising uses <Br/>truth 2 deceive d <Br/>puBlic ;)
Diff B/w Ignorance & <Br/>Patience <Br/> <Br/>Whn U See d Mirror & <Br/>U Dnt Laugh @ Ur Self <Br/>Tht Is Ignorance <Br/>& <Br/>Whn I Luk @ U & I Also <Br/>Dnt Laugh , Tht Is Calld <Br/>Patience ;->
Pehlay Girl Frndz Hoti Thi, <Br/>Magr MoB¡Le Pakages Nahi Thay, <Br/>Or AB <Br/> <Br/>MoB¡Le Pakajz Hain Magr Girl Friends Nahi, <Br/>AB Sirf Un Companies Ki Sim Sale Hoon Gi Jo Ye Offer Krain Gi. . . <Br/> <Br/>"Ek Sim Ki Khareedari Per 10 Girlz NumBer Free"
Ek Cinema Me "Titanic" <Br/> <Br/>Lagi Hui Thi, <Br/> <Br/>Romantic Sceen Aya To Ek Chota Bacha Chilaya, <Br/>Mom , Dad <Br/> <Br/>Daikhain Wo Apki Naql Kr Rahay Hain.
Ek Mota Admi Bazaar Me Phir Raha Tha, <Br/>4 Bachay Us Ka Peecha Kr Rahay Thay, <Br/>Admi Ne Ruk Kr Pocha Mera Pecha Kyun Kr Rahay Ho? <Br/> <Br/>Bachay Bolay:Uncle Hum Peecha Nahi Kr Rahay, <Br/>Balkay Hum Apki Chaon Me Chal Rahay Hain.
Ek Mota Admi Bazaar Me Phir Raha Tha, <Br/>4 Bachay Us Ka Peecha Kr Rahay Thay, <Br/>Admi Ne Ruk Kr Pocha Mera Pecha Kyun Kr Rahay Ho? <Br/> <Br/>Bachay Bolay:Uncle Hum Peecha Nahi Kr Rahay, <Br/>Balkay Hum Apki Chaon Me Chal Rahay Hain.