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Pakistan Aur Afghanistan Me Kia Farq Hai ???? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>.. <Br/> <Br/>.. <Br/> <Br/>.. <Br/> <Br/>.. <Br/> <Br/>.. <Br/> <Br/>Sochoo. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>.. <Br/> <Br/>.. <Br/> <Br/>.. <Br/> <Br/>Me Batata Hoo <Br/> <Br/>Afghanistan Ka Sadr KARZAI hai Aur Pakistan Ki poori Qaum KARZAI hai
New Degrees Of <Br/>"DOG" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>DOG, DOGER, DOGEST ... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Congratulations To <Br/>Justice Justice <Br/>ABdul Hameed "Doger" <Br/>For Achieving 2nd Degree <Br/>Of DOG ...
Whn A Girl Falls Down <Br/>She Is Helpe By So <Br/>Many People <Br/>But <Br/>Whn A Boy Falls Down <Br/>EveryBody Laughs <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Whn A Girl Licks <Br/>Her Lips <Br/>She Is Thirsty <Br/>Whn Boy Licks <Br/>His Lips <Br/>He Is Tharki <Br/> <Br/>Whn A Girl Smiles <Br/>She Is Considerd Cute <Br/>Whn A Boy Smiles <Br/>He Is Flirt ... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Still People Say <Br/>This Is Men''s World ... ;->
Bus itna he kaha tha k Barson k Piyasay hain PaPpU, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Balti Bher k us zalim ne ROH''AFZA Bana diya... =P ;->
Guiness Book Of World Record <Br/> <Br/>Aik Pakistani Ne Kal 24 Ghanton <Br/>Tak Pani Me Saans Band Kr K Naya <Br/>Record Qaim Kiya <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>" Janaza Aaj 4 Bajay Hai "
Banaras Chowk Pe 1 <Br/>Pathan Gun Le Kr Khara <Br/>Hogaya . Jo B Wahan Se <Br/>Guzarta <Br/>Us Se Poochta: TUM KON? <Br/>Man : Mahajir <Br/>Pathan Shot <Br/>DhUzZzZ <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: TUM KON ? <Br/>Man : Bihari <Br/>DhUzZzZz <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: TUM KON ? <Br/>Memon : Bhai Main <Br/>Goonga Hon <Br/> <Br/>Pathan : Jao Yaar <Br/>BezaBan Ko KonMaray ... ;->
Nine Zero Pe 1 <Br/>Muhajir Gun Le Kr Khara <Br/>Hogaya . Jo B Wahan Se <Br/>Guzarta <Br/>Us Se Poochta: TUM KON? <Br/>Man : Pathan <Br/>Muhajir Shot <Br/>DhUzZzZ <Br/> <Br/>Muhajir: TUM KON ? <Br/>Man : Baloch <Br/>DhUzZzZz <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Muhajir: TUM KON ? <Br/>Khusra : Tera Baap <Br/>Muhajir : Jao Yaar <Br/>Apno Ko KonMaray ... <Br/>
A <Br/> <Br/>SHORT <Br/> <Br/>LOVE STORY : <Br/> <Br/>SomeBody Proposed U <Br/> <Br/>U <Br/> <Br/>Said <Br/> <Br/>"not interested" <Br/> <Br/>And in this way <Br/> <Br/>SomeBody <Br/> <Br/>Lived a <Br/> <Br/>Happy life forever. <Br/> <Br/>ha ha ha
~> Teacher: what is meant By <Br/>"I MISS YOU" <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>~> Pathan: Is ka matlaB hai <Br/>"Mein tumhari miss hon!
Angel askd a man <Br/>after death: <Br/>Kya tum shadi shuda thy? <Br/> <Br/>Man: Haan <Br/> <Br/>Angel Orderd: <Br/>Ye dozakh Bhugat k <Br/>aaya hy isay <Br/>jannat main daal do <Br/> <Br/>Angel ask same <Br/>question to another <Br/>man: <Br/> <Br/>Man: 2 Baar shaadi ki thi <Br/> <Br/>Angel orderd: <Br/>Isay dozakh main daal do <Br/>isay dozakhmain rehny ki <Br/>aadat ho gai hy ... ;->
Bus Ko Joota Mara 2 <Br/>Baar <Br/> <Br/>Par Us K Face Pe Laga <Br/>Kyun Nahi ... ?? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Aakhir Jootey Ki Bhi Koi <Br/>Respect Hy Yaar ... ;->
Preliminary <Br/>Investigation : <Br/> <Br/>The Shoes Tossed By <Br/>Iraqi Journalist At <Br/>George Bush Has Been <Br/>Linked To Pakistan <Br/>It Was Made In Lahore <Br/>By Terrorist <Br/>Shakeel Mochi ...