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Indian: Humare pass kanjar hain,
Indian: <Br/>Humare pass kanjar hain, <Br/>kutte hain, Sowar hai. <Br/>Tumhare pass kia hai? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Pakistani: <Br/>Tum humara muqaBla kaBhi nhi kar sakte, <Br/>Humare pass ZARDARi hy =P ;->
Dedicated to BHAI LOG...
Dedicated to BHAI LOG... <Br/> <Br/>KBhi KBhi Mere Dil Me Khayal Ata Hy Agr <Br/> <Br/>Altaf Bhai London NaJate To Kya Hota? <Br/> <Br/>To 9.0 Pe Unka Mazar Hota <Br/> <Br/>Mustafa Kamal mazr k upar over head or nechay under pas Bana kar signal free mazar Banata <Br/> <Br/>Farooq Sattar Sajada Nashin Hota <Br/> <Br/>BaBar Ghauri Wahan Charas Bechta <Br/> <Br/>Wasim Akhtar Jooty Rakhny K Paise Leta <Br/> <Br/>ShoaiB Bukhari Langar Ki Degh Bnata <Br/> <Br/>Saleem Shehzad JeBen Kat''ta <Br/> <Br/>Baqi RaBta Commity Qawali Gati... =P ;->
''''Happy Thappar Day''''
''''Happy Thappar Day'''' <Br/> <Br/>Today Is Thappar Day. <Br/>Jo B Is Time Ap K Sath Betha Hua Hai Usey Rakh K Thappar Marein. And Plz Forward Dis Msg As Much As U Can.
" Pakistani Di Mushkil
" Pakistani Di Mushkil <Br/> <Br/>Ghar Wich PunjaBi Bolo <Br/> <Br/>School Wich Urdu Bolo <Br/> <Br/>Paper English Wich Karu <Br/> <Br/>Tay <Br/> <Br/>Maran To Baad HisaB ArBi Wich <Br/> <Br/>Ufff !! <Br/> <Br/>Hon Tusi Daso K Banda Kray Te Ki Kray. "
Definition of Laziness:-
Definition of Laziness:- <Br/> <Br/>"Its a talent <Br/> <Br/>of taking rest <Br/> <Br/>Before you get tired!!"
Meri jhukki nazroon ko meri
Meri jhukki nazroon ko meri nafrat na samajh Faraz <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Agar mujhe Khuda ka darr na hota to me Bhi Imran Hashmi hota.... nafrat na samajh Faraz <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Agar mujhe Khuda ka darr na hota to me Bhi Imran Hashmi hota....
Kid- Teacher, Can I Go
Kid- Teacher, Can I Go <Br/>To Bathroom ? <Br/> <Br/>Teacher- Yes, But <Br/>Only After Reciting The <Br/>AlphaBates ! <Br/> <Br/>Kid- Ok ! <Br/>"A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L, <Br/>M,N,O, <Br/>Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z !" <Br/> <Br/>Teacher- Where Is "P" ? <Br/> <Br/>Kid- Its Running <Br/>Down My Leg !! <Br/>Plz Let Me Go To The <Br/>Bathroom ... ;->
Attention Plz
Attention Plz <Br/> <Br/>Dere''s a dangerous <Br/>virus Being passed <Br/>around electronicaly, <Br/>oraly & By hand. <Br/>Diz virus is called <Br/> <Br/>" Weary-Overload- <Br/>Recreational-Killer <Br/>(WORK) " <Br/> <Br/>If U receive WORK frm <Br/>any of Ur Teachers, <Br/>Colleagues, Boss Or <Br/>Any1 Else via any <Br/>means <Br/>DON''T TOUCH IT <Br/>Diz virus will wipe out <Br/>Ur pvt life cmpletely ;->
A Smart Lawyer Said:
A Smart Lawyer Said: <Br/> <Br/>I Learned Law So Well, <Br/>The Day I Graduated <Br/>I Sued My College, <Br/>Won The Case <Br/>And <Br/>Got My Tuition Fees <Br/>Back ... ;->
1 Pathan Apna
1 Pathan Apna <Br/>Samaan Bag Me Bhar k <Br/>GEO k Office Pohanch <Br/>Gaya Aur Poocha: <Br/>"Wo Baji Kahan Hy Jo <Br/>KhaBro''n k Beech Me <Br/>Kehti Hy Humare Saath <Br/>Rahiye Ga" <Br/>Hum Us k Saath <Br/>Rehne Aaya Hoon.. ;->
2 Aadmi Memon Ki
2 Aadmi Memon Ki <Br/>Baraat Me Gaye <Br/>Wahan Bar Bar Paani <Br/>Pesh Kia Ja Raha Tha <Br/> <Br/>Tung Aa Ker Ek Ne Kaha: <Br/>JanaB Halaq Main Paani <Br/>Phans Gaya Hy ... <Br/>Thore Se Chawal La <Br/>Dai''n ... ;->
Latter From A
Latter From A <Br/>Customer To The <Br/>Bank ... <Br/> <Br/>Dear Sir , <Br/> <Br/>In View Of The <Br/>Current Developments <Br/>IN The Banking <Br/>Industry, <Br/>If One Of My Cheque <Br/>Returned Marked <Br/>"Insufficient Funds" <Br/>Does That Refer To <Br/>Me Or To You ? <Br/> <Br/>Your''e Faithfully <Br/>Customer ..! <Br/>;->

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