Pres.Zardari Has Ordered That
<Br/>
<Br/>All Future Press Conferencs Will B Held Inside The Masjid In Presidency,
<Br/>
<Br/>Since
<Br/>Shoes Cannot Be Worn Or Carried Inside Masjid!
(''.'')>
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<Br/>_/"\_
<Br/>
<Br/>Na Eid MuBarak
<Br/>
<Br/>Na Birth Day
<Br/>
<Br/>Na New Year MuBarak
<Br/>
<Br/>Sirf Or Sirf
<Br/>
<Br/>Bush Ko Jota MuBarak
Karachi K Halat!
<Br/>
<Br/>"Paint Shirt"
<Br/>Pheno Tu Pathan Nahe Choraengy,
<Br/>
<Br/>"Shalwar Qamez"
<Br/>Pheno Tu MQM Walay Nahe Choraengy.
<Br/>
<Br/>"Chaddi Banyan"
<Br/>Pehno Tu TaleBan Nahe Chroaegy,
<Br/>
<Br/>Or "Kch Na Pehno"
<Br/>To Awam Nahe Choregi.
<Br/>
<Br/>PAKISTAN ZINDABAD.
Bata Has Announced
<Br/>Production Of Its Latest
<Br/>Model Of Shoes.
<Br/>
<Br/>It Is Heavier Than Normal
<Br/>And Of Aero-Dynamic Design,
<Br/>Especially SuitaBle 4
<Br/>Throwing At Presidents
Man To A Lady In A Crowded Bazar:
<Br/>
<Br/>"L''ve Lost My Wife.Will U Plz Talk
<Br/>To Me For A Few Minutes"
<Br/>
<Br/>Lady:Y?
<Br/>
<Br/>Man:"Whenever L Talk To Ladies
<Br/>She Appears From Somewhere"
"Tip Of Da Day"
<Br/>
<Br/>3muuli Waly Parathy
<Br/>2goBi Waly Parathy
<Br/>1plate Mash Ki Dal
<Br/>OR
<Br/>1Boul UBly Channy Ek Sath Khain
<Br/>
<Br/>Or
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>Chalta Phirta CNG STATION BAN JAIN
Masoom MohaBBat Ka
<Br/>Bus Yehi Afsana Hai,
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>MohaBBat NiBhane Ka
<Br/>Yehi To Zamana Hai,
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>Ammi Ghar Se Nikalne Nahi Deti Aur...
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>Mujhe Aaj Date Pe Jana Hai :->
Nokrani: Begum SBBlanket Khirki
<Br/>Se Gir Gya Hai
<Br/>
<Br/>Malkan: Oh Ye Tm Ne Kiya Kr Diya
<Br/>Mune Ko Thand Lag Jaye Gi
<Br/>
<Br/>Nokrani: Fikr Mt Karain
<Br/>Muna BBlanket Me Hai. :-)
Today is Newspaper,
<Br/>Yesterday is Wastepaper,
<Br/>Life is Testpaper,
<Br/>and
<Br/>Friendship is Bestpaper,
<Br/>so don''t use it as Tissuepaper''.:-P
Today is Newspaper,
<Br/>Yesterday is Wastepaper,
<Br/>Life is Testpaper,
<Br/>and
<Br/>Friendship is Bestpaper,
<Br/>so don''t use it as Tissuepaper''.:-P
> > Law Of Love < <
<Br/>
<Br/>"The Rate Of Change
<Br/>Of Intensity Of Love Of
<Br/>A Girl Towards Boy
<Br/>Is Directly Propotional
<Br/>To The Instantaneous
<Br/>Bank Balance Of The
<Br/>Boy
<Br/>And
<Br/>Direction Of This
<Br/>Love Is Same To As
<Br/>Increment Or
<Br/>Decrement Of The
<Br/>Bank Balance..." ;->
Acording 2 a recent
<Br/>survey
<Br/>Men say
<Br/>d 1st thing they notice
<Br/>aBt a woman is their
<Br/>eyes
<Br/>&
<Br/>Women say
<Br/>d 1st thing they notice
<Br/>aBt men is
<Br/>aThey r Bunch of liars ;)
