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Sahab:
SahaB: <Br/>Tum Bathroom mei q ghus aye, <Br/>kia tumhain pta nahi tha k main naha raha hoon? <Br/>Mulazim: <Br/>Hazur galti ho gai, <Br/>main samjha tha Begum sahiBa naha rahi hain;-)
"BAHR-UL-KAHIL"
Teacher: "BAHR-UL-KAHIL" <Br/>Kisay kEhtAy hAin? <Br/> <Br/>StudEnt: Jo BEhrA oR KahiL Ho <Br/>Usay Bahr-ul-kahil <Br/>Kehtay hAin.
I''ve No Girlfriend
I''ve No Girlfriend <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>I''ve No Girl friend <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>I''ve No GirL Friend <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>I''ve No GirL Friend <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Tum aPnay wA|i kA NumBer dE Do <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Poori Das Ho jAin gI
Do You Know Khanani
Do You Know Khanani & Kalia Ka Case LamBa Kese Ho Gaya? <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>On Ka Kehna Hai Ke Hum Se <Br/>Bara Chor Or Pakistan Ko <Br/>Lotne Wala To Is Mulk Ka Sadar Hai ;)
The Prospective Son In
The Prospective Son In <Br/>Law Was Askd By His <Br/>Girlfriend''s Father: <Br/>"Son, Can U Support a <Br/>Family?" <Br/> <Br/>He Replied <Br/>"Well No Sir, I Was Just <Br/>Planning To Support Ur <Br/>Daughter, <Br/>The Rest Of U Have To <Br/>Fend Urselves" ;->
Ek bangali Mareez: "Dr Sahab
Ek Bangali Mareez: <Br/>"Dr SahaB <Br/>Potla Potla Potty Aata <Br/>Hy <Br/>Khaany Ko Mann Nahi <Br/>Kerta Hy" <Br/> <Br/>Dr: <Br/>"Ye Lo Dawai <Br/>Motta Motta Potty <Br/>Aaye Ga <Br/>Jese Marzi Kaat k <Br/>Khana ..."
Americans make a car
Americans make a car <Br/>& 2 get some touch ups <Br/>They snd it 2 Japan <Br/>& they add a faster engine <Br/>Thn Japan sent it 2 UK <Br/>Who then added tinted windows <Br/>Who thn sent d car to China. <Br/>They added a Better interior. <Br/>Thn they sent it 2 Pakistan. <Br/>Pakistani luk @ d car & see <Br/>What a good joB all of them have done. <Br/>So they flip the car over <Br/>& <Br/>Put a stamp on MADE IN PAKISTAN .. ;->
Sharminda tab nahi hotay
Sharminda taB nahi hotay <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>jaB ZuBan se Buri BAAT nikal jaye <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>aur sharminda ham taB B nahi hotey <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>jaB Dil se kisi ki YAAD nikal jaye <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Aray Sharmindagi to taB hoti hai hamain <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>JaB shaadi mein khamoshi ho or Zor se PAAD nikal jaye. <Br/>) '' ( <Br/>/ )..)..poooon.. <Br/>L_/_/,
Aao! Batao''n Me Tumhai''n Sehat Ka Raaz
Aao! Batao''n Me Tumhai''n Sehat Ka Raaz <Br/> <Br/>Khush Reh K Tum Hifazat-e- Sehat Kia Kro <Br/> <Br/>Mehsos Ho Rahi Ho Ager Khoon Ki Kamii <Br/> <Br/>Hafty Me Ek Baar MohaBBat Kia Kro (-;
shadi ki date jald fix kr dain.
Larke wale: shadi ki date jald fix kr dain. <Br/> <Br/>Larki wale: nahi aBi hamari Beti parh rahi hai. <Br/> <Br/>Larke wale: parhai Bad me B ho jaye gi, hamara Beta <Br/>monkey nhi jo ap ki Beti ki kitaBain phaar de ga. :-D
There are 3 Types of Men:
There are 3 Types of Men: <Br/> <Br/>1. ASIAN: Has 1 Wife, 1 GF But he loves his wife the most. <Br/> <Br/>2. AMERICAN: Has 1 wife, 1 GF But he loves his GF the most. <Br/> <Br/>3. ARABS: Has 4 wives, 4 GF But he loves his housemaid the most!!!
MaiNe nAyA MobiLE LiyA hy
MaiNe nAyA MoBiLE LiyA hy <Br/> <Br/>JiS mE <Br/> <Br/>USB <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>InfrAred <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>BLuE Tooth <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>DouBLE CAmErA <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>TouCh SCrEEn <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Mp3 PLAyEr <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>2 GB MemOry <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>KuCh B nhi hy... :p :d :->

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