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Best Punishment Dat U Can Give 2 Male.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Giv Him A MoBile With A <Br/> <Br/>Set Of Girls Phone No.''S & Put Him <Br/> <Br/>In A Place Where There''s No Netwrk
A Police Recruit Was Asked During Exam, <Br/>"What Would U Do If U Had To Arrest Ur Own <Br/>Mother?" <Br/> <Br/>He Said, "Call For Backup.".
Joe-How Long Have U Been Working Here? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Jack-Ever Since My Boss Threatened To Fire Me!
Kya Waqt Aagaya Hai! <Br/> <Br/>Pehlay Log Shadi K Bad Jo Kaam Kertay Thay <Br/>AB Wo Shadi Say Pehlay Ker Rahay Hain! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Pata Hai? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Nahi? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>KHUD KUSHI
CAT Mock Anthem <Br/>tara rum pum pum <Br/>tara rum pum pum <Br/>KaBhi aise numBer laya karo <Br/>KaBhi 0 kaBhi 1 <Br/>KaBhi us se Bhi kum <Br/>kaBhi fail ho jaya karo
U r My BEST <Br/>SMART <Br/>CUTE <Br/>GENIUS <Br/>SWEET <Br/>& <Br/>INTELIGENT <Br/>FRND <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>NOTE: <Br/>All Chahractrs In Dis <Br/>Msg r Imaginay <Br/>ResemBlnce 2 <Br/>Anyone''s Lyf Is Purely <Br/>Coincidental <Br/>;->
U r My BEST <Br/>SMART <Br/>CUTE <Br/>GENIUS <Br/>SWEET <Br/>& <Br/>INTELIGENT <Br/>FRND <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>NOTE: <Br/>All Chahractrs In Dis <Br/>Msg r Imaginay <Br/>ResemBlnce 2 <Br/>Anyone''s Lyf Is Purely <Br/>Coincidental <Br/>;->
Kid 1 : <Br/>My Mom Is Having <Br/>A New BaBy ... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kid 2 : <Br/>Hmmm ! <Br/>So What''s Wrong With <Br/>The Old One ... ? ;->
Aaya Aaya Kaalo''n Ka Zamana <Br/> <Br/>Wah Wah <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Aaya Aaya Kaalo''n Ka Zamana <Br/> <Br/>Wah Wah <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Gaya Bush Aaya OBama ... ;->
What Is The Similarity <Br/>B/w A Beautiful , <Br/>Educated, Wise , <Br/>Decent ,Loving And <Br/>Caring Wife <Br/>& <Br/>Osama Bin Ladin ... ??? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Both Cannot Be <Br/>Found ... ;->
5 Points That Prove <Br/>"U r A Normal Student" <Br/> <Br/>1- Unnecessary Talk <Br/>On Phone <Br/> <Br/>2- Plan Each Day 2 Study <Br/>But End Of The Day <Br/>"Kal Se Pakka" <Br/> <Br/>3- U''ve All The Data But <Br/>U Work 1 Day B4 The <Br/>Dead Line <Br/> <Br/>4- Rite Now U r Thinking <Br/>Of 4wrding This Msg To ur <Br/>Frnds <Br/> <Br/>5- On Each Point U Smiled <Br/>Coz Its True ... ;->
Boss Waz Not In Room. <Br/>Sudden Phone Be|L Ring. <Br/>Servant Pick Da Phone, <Br/>At Dat Time Boss Came Back In Da Room. <Br/>Servant Said:Sir I Think Someone Want To Talk Wid Uou. <Br/>Boss:What Think? <Br/>Y R U Not Sure? <Br/>Servant:BECOZ Sir, <Br/>When I Pic Up Phone Some One Said 4m Other Side <Br/>"Gadhay Meri Baat Gor Se Suno"