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A hindhu in USA collapses on road due to heart attack, AmBulance picks him up. Hindu starts chanting Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om. AmBulance raches his house. wife screams "why did you not take him to the hospital?" doctor replies "Because he kept saying hurry home, hurry home!!!!!!!!!!!
A hindhu in USA collapses on road due to heart attack, AmBulance picks him up. Hindu starts chanting Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om. AmBulance raches his house. wife screams "why did you not take him to the hospital?" doctor replies "Because he kept saying hurry home, hurry home!!!!!!!!!!!
Ek KhuBsurat Larki <Br/>Bank gai Aur <Br/>Bank Manager Se Pucha: <Br/>"Me Joint-Account Kholna <Br/>Chahti Hon..." <Br/> <Br/>Manager: "Ye Tou Achi Baat <Br/>Hy, Aap Kis K Sath <Br/>Joint-Account Kholna <Br/>Chahti Hyn ...? " <Br/> <Br/>Larki: "Mujhe Ziada <Br/>Nakhry Dikhany Ki <Br/>Aadat Nhi <Br/> <Br/>Bas <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Jis K Paas Bank Balance <Br/>Ziaa Ho, Us K Saath Khol <Br/>Loongi ..." ;->
Ek Memon Ne Wakeel <Br/>Se Mashwara Krne K Baad <Br/>20 Rs Diye <Br/> <Br/>Wakeel Ne Pucha: <Br/>Ye Mere Secertry k <Br/>Liye Hyn Ya Peon K Liye <Br/> <Br/>Memon Bola: <Br/>Ye Tum Teeno''n k Liye <Br/>Hyn ... ;->
Maa Ne Beti Ko Nasihat Ki <Br/>"JaB B Apne Dosto''n Ki <Br/>Mehfil Me Betho Jo Kch B <Br/>Bolo Soch Samajh k Bolo" <Br/> <Br/>Larki Ne Pareshani Se Kaha <Br/>"Ammi Agr Me Soch Samajh <Br/>K Bolongi Tou Itni Der Me <Br/>Topic Hi Chnge Ho jayega" ;->
BREAKING NEWS <Br/> <Br/>KARACHI : <Br/>Liyari Me Pichly 10-12 Dino''n <Br/>Se Bharpur Jashan Ka Sama <Br/>Hy, Logo''n K Khna Hy k <Br/>Apna Makrani Bhai <Br/>U.S.A Ka Sadar Bana Hy. <Br/> <Br/>VAJA OBAMA BALOCH... ;->
Aao! Batao''n Me Tumhai''n Sehat Ka Raaz <Br/> <Br/>Khush Reh K Tum Hifazat-e- Sehat Kia Kro <Br/> <Br/>Mehsos Ho Rahi Ho Ager Khoon Ki Kamii <Br/> <Br/>Hafty Me Ek Baar MohaBBat Kia Kro (-;
Ek Larki Kisi K Saath <Br/>Bhaag Gai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ek Larki Ko Kuch <Br/>Ghunday Utha Kr Le <Br/>Gaye <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ek Larki Apne <Br/>Shohar Se Larne <Br/>K Baad Apne Ghar <Br/>Aa Gai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ek Larki Apni Saas k <Br/>Haatho''n Zulm Ka <Br/>Nishana Bani <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>El Larki Chhat Se Giri <Br/>Aur Usay Kafi Chotai''n Aai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>EXPRESS NEWS <Br/> <Br/>Har LARKI Per Nazar ... ;->
Ek Larki Kisi K Saath <Br/>Bhaag Gai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ek Larki Ko Kuch <Br/>Ghunday Utha Kr Le <Br/>Gaye <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ek Larki Apne <Br/>Shohar Se Larne <Br/>K Baad Apne Ghar <Br/>Aa Gai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ek Larki Apni Saas k <Br/>Haatho''n Zulm Ka <Br/>Nishana Bani <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>El Larki Chhat Se Giri <Br/>Aur Usay Kafi Chotai''n Aai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>EXPRESS NEWS <Br/> <Br/>Har LARKI Per Nazar ... ;->
Ek Larka Dr Sy Lagta Hai Ma Andha Ho Gya Hon <Br/> <Br/>Dr. Ny Uski Ankhon Ko Check Kia <Br/>Or Kha Nahi Beta Tmhari Ankhein Tu Theek Hain. <Br/> <Br/>Larka. Tu Phr Newspaper Me <Br/>Mujhy Maira Roll Num Kyun Nazar Nahi Aa Rha ?
Nazar Se Aap Ne Muje Jo Current Mara Hy, <Br/> <Br/>Boht Buland Boht Unt Shunt Mara Hy, <Br/> <Br/>Smjho Aise K Jaise Dil K Rkshy Ko, <Br/> <Br/>Truck Ne Puray Ka Pura Front Mara Hy.. :p ;->
Difference Between Pati & Gadha. <Br/> <Br/>ANS:Pati Gadha Ban Sakta Hai, <Br/> <Br/>But Gadha Itna B Gadha Nahi K Pati Bane!!