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what does ILU means? <Br/> <Br/>I= I <Br/>L= Love <Br/>U=Urdu <Br/>so I love urdu... tum kya samjhey they...I love ullu..to haan mein tum sey B pyar karta hoon
Ek Larki Kisi K Saath <Br/>Bhaag Gai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ek Larki Ko Kuch <Br/>Ghunday Utha Kr Le <Br/>Gaye <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ek Larki Apne <Br/>Shohar Se Larne <Br/>K Baad Apne Ghar <Br/>Aa Gai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ek Larki Apni Saas k <Br/>Haatho''n Zulm Ka <Br/>Nishana Bani <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>El Larki Chhat Se Giri <Br/>Aur Usay Kafi Chotai''n Aai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>EXPRESS NEWS <Br/> <Br/>Har LARKI Per Nazar ... ;->
Ek Larka Dr Sy Lagta Hai Ma Andha Ho Gya Hon <Br/> <Br/>Dr. Ny Uski Ankhon Ko Check Kia <Br/>Or Kha Nahi Beta Tmhari Ankhein Tu Theek Hain. <Br/> <Br/>Larka. Tu Phr Newspaper Me <Br/>Mujhy Maira Roll Num Kyun Nazar Nahi Aa Rha ?
Nazar Se Aap Ne Muje Jo Current Mara Hy, <Br/> <Br/>Boht Buland Boht Unt Shunt Mara Hy, <Br/> <Br/>Smjho Aise K Jaise Dil K Rkshy Ko, <Br/> <Br/>Truck Ne Puray Ka Pura Front Mara Hy.. :p ;->
Ek Dost Dosre Se: "Yaar Me Peshawar Gaya Udher Na Banda Na Bande Ki Zaat.." <Br/> <Br/>Dosra Dost: "Phir Kya Tha ?" <Br/> <Br/>Pehla Dost: "Bas Jidher Dekho Pathan He Pathan... ;->
Ek Pathan Apnay Betay K Sath Lakriyan Kaatnay <Br/> <Br/>Jangal Gaya. Wapsi Mein Rasta Bhool Gaya. <Br/> <Br/>Pathan Ghussay Se Apne Betay Ko Maarnay Laga <Br/> <Br/>Aur Bola: KamBakht Main To Rasta Bhool Gaya Hun, <Br/>Tu To Ghar Ja.
Eik BAr Eik kaNjos Ne Apne Dost kO MaryaL Ghora <Br/>Tohfay Mein Dia Magar Wo Ghora Usi Raat Mar gYa. <Br/> <Br/>AgLy rOz kaNjoS Ne Dost ko pHonE kiA Aur Pocha kaHo GhorA kAiSA hAi tEz Dorta Hai Na <Br/> <Br/>Dost Tanzia Andaz Mein kEhNy LaGa Han itNa tEz Dorta Hai k iS Dunya Se <Br/>Us Dunya Pohunch Gaya Hai. . //->
Agr Aapme Or Gadhe Me English Speaking Ka MuqaBla Ho Jaye To Kon Jitega? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Jeete Jo Marzi Par AB Ye Baat To Tay Hai K MuqaBla Mumkin Ha
Boy:Darling Hamare pyar ke Bare mein kisi ko mat Batana. <Br/> <Br/>Girl: Sana ko to zaroor Bataungi, kehti thi kaun paagal hoga jo tujhse pyar karega
In class room 1 Boy was praying Allah Allah. <Br/> <Br/>Teacher: y r u praying in classroom? <Br/> <Br/>Boy: Mom adviced me dat B4 sleeping u must pray Allah Allah
Difference Between Pati & Gadha. <Br/> <Br/>ANS:Pati Gadha Ban Sakta Hai, <Br/> <Br/>But Gadha Itna B Gadha Nahi K Pati Bane!!
Kya aap Jante he ki "Dheeru Bhai AmBani"ka akhri sapna kya tha <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>ki har Bhikari ke hath me moBile ho,or aaj tumne vo sapna pura kr Diya