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Frnds I''m Collecting <Br/>Quaid’s Photos <Br/>Give Ur ContriBution <Br/>2 My Collection. <Br/>A Small Condition Is <Br/>It Must Be On <Br/>500 Or1000 Rupees Note
Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bcoz.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>BaBa Ramdev Said <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"Apni Saans Ko Bahar Nikalo..!!"
Log Kehtay Thay K <Br/>Altaf Bhai Agar Kuttay Ko B <Br/>Election Larwain Tu Wo B Jeet Jay <Br/>Kuch Din Pahle Zardari K <Br/>IntekhaB Par Ye Baat B SaBit Ho Gai Hy . . . /
Latest Urdu Dictionary <Br/> <Br/>Ikhlaq: <Br/>Jis Ki Supply Km Demand Zayada. <Br/>Admi: <Br/>Wo Janwar Jis Ki Khaal Kai MartBa Utari Ja Sakti Hai. <Br/>Beauty Parlour: <Br/>Jahan Creams Se Gussal Dia Jata Hai. <Br/>Dopatta: <Br/>Aj Kal Locket K Tor Per Use Hota Hai.. <Br/>Darzi: <Br/>Jo Sar-E-Aam Logon Ki JaiBen Or Galay Katta Hai Or Koi Kuch Nahi Keh Sakta. <Br/>Desk: <Br/>Students K Bjanay K Kaam Aata Hai. <Br/>Khudkushi: <Br/>Aj K Dor Ki Halki Phulki Dhamki.
Ek Beggar Ne Darwazay Per Dastak Di, <Br/>Admi Ne Andr Se Poch Kon? <Br/> <Br/>Faqeer:Allah Ka Mehman. <Br/>Ye Sun Kr Wo Admi Faqeer Ka Hath Pakr Kr Masjid Le Gya, <Br/>Or Bola Apko Galti Hui Hai. <Br/>ALLAH Ka Ghar Ye Hai. . . .
Love:- <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Love Is D Most <Br/> <Br/>Beautiful Thing <Br/> <Br/>In D World 4 U <Br/> <Br/>Until It Happens <Br/> <Br/>To Your Daughter :P
Having A Crush Is Like A Cigar.. <Br/> <Br/>It Starts Wid Fire.. <Br/> <Br/>Continues Wid Smoke..& Dies In Ashes But Who Cares? <Br/> <Br/>We R Chain Smokers! ;-)
Bhurape Aur Jawani Mein Kia Farq Ha? <Br/> <Br/>Jawani Mein JaiB Mein Larkiyon Ke No Aur <Br/> <Br/>Aur <Br/> <Br/>Burhape Mein JaiB Mein Doctor K No . . . ;->
Ek Sheikh Doctor K Pass Gya Or Bo|A K Ghar Ja Kr Mareez Check Krnay Kitnay Pesay. <Br/>Doctor:300 Rs. <Br/>Sheikh:Chlain Doctor ShB. <Br/>Ghar Puhanchay To Docor Ne Pocha K Mareez Kahan Hai? <Br/>Sheikh: Mareez Koi Nahi Hai, <Br/>Taxi Wala 500 Mang Raha Tha,
Aaj <Br/>Wo <Br/>AZEEM <Br/>Din <Br/>Ha <Br/>JaB <Br/>Aaj <Br/>Se <Br/>50 <Br/>Karor <Br/>Saal <Br/>Pehlay <Br/>Aik <Br/>Aisi <Br/>Medicine <Br/>Eejad <Br/>Hui <Br/>Thi <Br/>Jis <Br/>Ki <Br/>Waja <Br/>Se <Br/>Aaj <Br/>Puri <Br/>Dunya <Br/>K <Br/>Pathan <Br/>Zinda <Br/>Hein <Br/> <Br/>HAPPY <Br/>"NASWAR" <Br/>DAY....
1Admi Dosto Ki Mehfil SE Raat Late Ghr Gya <Br/>Dosto Ne Pucha K Bivi Ne Kuch Kaha To Nai <Br/>Admi Bola Naì Kuch Khas Naì BS YE <Br/>2Dant To Mai Wesay ß Niklwane Wala Tha
1 Pathan Or Sardar Ki KhuB Pitai Hui. <Br/>Dono Roza Khushai Me Mufta Torte Hue <Br/>Pakre Gaye Or Us Pr Bolte Hen <Br/>. <Br/>? <Br/>. <Br/>? <Br/>. <Br/>G, Wo, Hum Larke Walo Ki Taraf Se Hy.. ;->