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Girl: Kon Ho Tum? <Br/>Boy:Hasrat Tumhari <Br/>Girl: Takte Ho Kya? <Br/>Boy: Soorat Tumhari <Br/>Girl:Karte Ho Kya? <Br/>Boy: Pooja Tumhari <Br/>Girl: Kafir Ho Kya? <Br/>Boy: Aisa He Sahi <Br/>Girl: Chahte Ho Kya? <Br/>Boy: MuhaBBat Tumhari <Br/>Girl: Pachhtaogay.. <Br/>Boy: Kismat Hamari <Br/>Girl: Married Hoon Main <Br/>Boy:... <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Pehle Kion Nai Bataya Manhoos Maari?
Larki Set Kerne Ka Easy Tareeqa! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Jo Kameena Mujhe Sms Nahi Karta, <Br/>Main Usko Tareqa Nahi Batata
Ach''hon Se Bhi Ziada Tum Ach''he Ho. <Br/>Sach''chon Se Bhi Ziada Tum Sache Ho. <Br/>Maine Us Se Kaha Mujhe Tum Se MohoBat Hai. <Br/>Us Ne Kaha Sharm Karo ABhi Tum Bache Ho)~
JaB Sanam Teri Yaden Ati Hain <Br/>Kya Kahn Hamen POTIYAN Lag Jati Hain <Br/>Hamari Yado K Lamhe To Tmhain Satate Honge <Br/>POTIYAN Na Sahi PADD To Tumhe B Atey Honge ;->
Judge, Mujrim Se, Batao Tumari Akhari Kwaish Kia Hai ? <Br/>Mujrim, <Br/> <Br/>Aik MoB Nokia N73 <Br/>5 Karror Rupay <Br/>Apki Beti Se Shadi, <Br/>USA Ka Viza, <Br/>2 Saal Ka Hanimon, <Br/>6 7 Bachay Jo Apko Nana Nana Kahe Aur Mujhe Papa, <Br/>Un Ki Shadi Karwa Dun Us K Bad Ap Jo Fasila Do Mujhe Manzor Hoga..
A RoBBer, <Br/>A Gangster & A Murderer Are In The Same Car, <Br/>Who Will Be Driving The Car? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ans: A Police Officer!!
Dekh Ke Roop Tera Suhana <Br/> <Br/>Yaad Agaya Dadi Amma <Br/>Ka Khil Khilana <Br/> <Br/>Itni Ho Gayi Ho Tum Purani <Br/> <Br/>AB To Bas Kardo... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ladko Ko Patana...
Thinking Of Lady Banker ... <Br/> <Br/>Lagta Hy K Mere Husn Mein Kami Aati Jarahi Hy <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Q K <Br/> <Br/>Logo''n <Br/>Ne <Br/>AB <Br/>Mujh se <Br/>PAISEY <Br/>Gin <Br/>Ker <Br/>Wapis <Br/>Lene <Br/>Shruu <Br/>Ker Diye <Br/>Hain ... ;->
Ek Bachay Ne Apni Maa Se Pocha K Insaan Ki Nasal Kahan Se Start Hui, <Br/>Mom: Matti Se, <Br/>Bacha Mutma-En Na Hua. <Br/>Phr Apny Baap Se Yehi Question Kia To JawaB Mila: <Br/>"Bandar Se" <Br/> <Br/>Bacha Phr Mom K Pass Aya Or Bola Papa To Ye Keh Rahay Hain. <Br/>Mom: Haan To Unho Ne Apni Btai Hai.
Zndagi Me Agr Kch Ban Na Ho <Br/>Kch Hasil Krna Ho To Hmesha Apne Dimagh Ki Suno <Br/>Agr Dimagh Se B Koi JwaB Na Aye To <Br/>Ankein Bnd Kr K <Br/>Socho <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>K <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Mere Pas Dimagh Hy??
Agr Kisi Chowk <Br/> <Br/>Per <Br/>Apko <Br/>Lady Trafic <Br/>Wardenpasand Aa <Br/>JAYE <Br/>TO <Br/>CHOWK <Br/>K Ird Gird <Br/>Chkr <Br/>Lgain <Br/>Or JAB <Br/>7 Chakr <Br/>Poray Ho <Br/>Jain <Br/>To Uska <Br/>Hath Pakrain <Br/>Or Bolain <Br/>Bidhai Ho Bidhai <Br/>Aj Se Tum Ho <Br/>Hmari Lugai. . .>
Baap: Beta Shadi K Din Susral Walay <Br/>Ghari Dein Tu Suit Mang Lena. Scooter Dein Tu Car Mang Lena, <Br/>Dokan Dien Tu Ghar <Br/> <Br/>Beta: Dady Larki Dein Tu Oski Maa Mang Lon?