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Pathan Dozhk Se Nkla <Br/>Chupke Se Jannat Me <Br/>Ghuss Gya <Br/>Farishte Ne Pakar K <Br/>Bhtt Mara <Br/>Pathan Bola: Mt Maro <Br/>Hum Janati Hy, Dozhk <Br/>Me Srf Gul Khan Ko <Br/>Naswar Dene Gya Tha ;->
Farishte Ne Memon Se Puchha, <Br/>"Batao Tum Dozakh Me Jana Chaho Ge Ya Jannat Me?" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Memon Ne Chaalaki Se Puchha, <Br/>"PEHLE Mere Ko Bata K Kraya Kiska Kam Hai;-D
Journalist: Aap Ki ACTIVITIES Kya Hain? <Br/> <Br/>Reema: Hum 2 Behnain Aur 3 Bhai Hain <Br/> <Br/>Journalist: BiBi, Aap Ki Activities Poochhi Hain, <Br/> <Br/>Aap K Waalid Ki Nahin!;-)
I Know <Br/>U R Sweet <Br/>U R Caring <Br/>U R Artist <Br/>U R Kind <Br/>U R Intelligent <Br/>U R Attractive <Br/>U R Smart <Br/> <Br/>BUT. . <Br/>Thorra Aur IMPROVE Karo TaBhi MERE Jaisey Ban Sakte Ho:-
"GAREEB DOST HAKOMAT" <Br/> <Br/>AB aATA Ameer hI NahI GareeBon Ki pUhanch Me Bhi dastiaaB hAi. <Br/>_____ <Br/>! Aa ! <Br/>!_ta_ ! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Aata AB Saashay Pack Me Bhi dAstiaAB hAi.
Piaas Lage To Pani Mat Peena " pApPu" . . . <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Q K Sirf Sprite Bujhaye Piaas Baqi All Bakwaas . . . ;->
BREAKING NEWS <Br/> <Br/>HukumAt ne AiLAan kiA hy 2009 - 2010 mE NAe ShAdi ShudA Jorey BijLi pedA kAreige. <Br/> <Br/>Kiun k <Br/> <Br/>Mulk mE BijLi ki kAmi hAi <Br/> <Br/>BAcho ki nAhi . . :p ;->
Golden Words.: <Br/> <Br/>" A Man Who Is Behind Cigratte, Drugs, Alcohol, <Br/> <Br/>Is More Safe Then <Br/> <Br/>A Man Who Is Behind A Girl.."
1Conductor Ki Shadi Ho Rai Thi, <Br/>JaB Uski Dulhan Phero K Waqt Uske Pas <Br/> <Br/>Akar Baiti To Wo Bola <Br/> <Br/>Thoda Pas Ho K Baith, <Br/> <Br/>1Sawari Aur Bait Skti He.
You Can Control Ur Breath But Not Death, <Br/>U Can Control Ur Life But Not Ur Wife, <Br/>U Can Control Ur Emotion But Not Ur <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"`Loose Motion`"
In Akho Se Spne Churaya N Kro <Br/> <Br/>Hmari DOSTI Ko Azmya N Kro <Br/> <Br/>Tmare 1sms K Badle 100Cal Krdu <Br/> <Br/>Pr,Shart Y He K <Br/>Tm Phone Uthaya N Kro*
JASHN-E-AZADI MUBARAK <Br/> <Br/>After 03 Days <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>, <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>Nhi smjhe? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>03 Din Baad Aap AZAD Hojayenge <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Phr 11 Mahine ki AZADI <Br/> <Br/>So, <Br/> <Br/>In advance, <Br/> <Br/>"AZADI MUBARAK" ;->