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LAHORE Or KARACHI Main Agar TaliBan Aa Gaye <Br/>''hAmY''.... <Br/> <Br/>Tu Kaisi Lagey Gi Burkhey Main Meera Aur Sheeri Rehman...
AB Pappu Ke Poems Choti Classes Mey Parhai Jaen Ge <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>BaBy BaBy Yes Pappu, <Br/>Eating Sugar No Pappu, <Br/>Telling Lie No Pappu, <Br/>Pen Your Mouth Pappu Pappu Pappu ...
Purani Kahawat Hai K Sone K Time <Br/> <Br/>Tension Ko Sath Le Kar Nahi Sona Chahiye.. .. <Br/> <Br/>Lekin Phir Bhee Log Pata Nahi <Br/> <Br/>Kyoon Apni Biwi Ko Apne <Br/> <Br/>Sath Le Kar Sote Hain.?!
Sirf Pet K Dard Pe Nikal Aaye Hain Aansu Pappu, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>QaBz Ka Aalam To ABhi Ap Ne Dekha He Nahin.!! ;->
Pyar <Br/>B AjaB Shay HePyar <Br/>B AjaB Shay He <Br/>Maa Se Ho To <Br/>"EBADAT" <Br/>Baap Se Ho To <Br/>"AQEEDAT" <Br/>Behan Se Ho To <Br/>"FARZ" <Br/>& <Br/>Bivi Se Ho To <Br/>SuB Kehtay Hen <Br/>"JORU" Ka Ghulam. . ;->
Vakeel: <Br/>Judge SaaB, Is Insan Ne Apni Biwi Ko Qatal Kia, <Br/>Salay Ko Qatal Kia, <Br/>Kaee Begunah Logo Ko Qatal Kia, <Br/>Paisay Khae, <Br/>Ghundagardi Ki, <Br/>Ye Pehle Bhi Jail Ja Cuka Hai, <Br/>Ap Bataye Is Drinda-Sift Or Corrupt Insan Ke Sath Kya Hona Chahye? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Judge: <Br/>Isay Pakistan Ka President Bana Do ;->
Jis Tarah <Br/>GhiBat Amal Ko Kha Jati Hai, <Br/>Neyki Badi Ko Kha Jati Hai, <Br/>Gussa Aqal Ko Khajata Hai, <Br/>Or Jhoot Rizq Ko, <Br/>Usi Tarah <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Zardari Pakistan Ko Kha Jayega!!
Dear Customer! <Br/> <Br/>We Remind U The Date Of Ur Bathing Validity Of 1 Year Has Almost Come 2 An End So Pls Take A Bath On This <Br/> <Br/>"EID" <Br/> <Br/>From: <Br/> <Br/>JAZZ: <Br/> <Br/>AUR NAHAOO ;->
Dere Is Always <Br/> <Br/>Always A Little Truth Behind <Br/>Every Just KIDDING <Br/> <Br/>A Little Curiosity Behind <Br/>Every Just WONDERING <Br/> <Br/>A Little Knowledge Behind <Br/>Every I DON''T KNOW ... (:
Dukandar Ny SuBha SuBha Dukan Kholi To 2 Kuty Agy Bethy Hue Thy <Br/> <Br/>Dkandar;Oye Tusi Aethy Ki Ker Ray Ho? <Br/> <Br/>Kuty: Yar Sari Raat Ponkdy Ray An, <Br/> <Br/>2 "STREPSILS" Te Day:-D
KeAhTy HaN kHuD kHuShI kRnY WaLa <Br/>AchA AdMi NaHe HotA <Br/> <Br/>AgR YeAh BI MaaN LaIn kY wo BHoAt <Br/> <Br/>BUrA AdMi hY tU pHiR BI uSs Ny <Br/> <Br/>AcHa kAm kIa ky <Br/> <Br/>Aik BUrY AdMi ko kHaTm kIa
TuM is ShehAr k khuLoos sE ABhi wAqif nAhi "Pappu" , , , <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Yeh Roti B nAhi KhiLAte Or BArtAn B dhuLwA Lete hAin . . . :d :p ;->