Purani Kahawat Hai K Sone K Time
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<Br/>Tension Ko Sath Le Kar Nahi Sona Chahiye.. ..
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<Br/>Lekin Phir Bhee Log Pata Nahi
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<Br/>Kyoon Apni Biwi Ko Apne
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<Br/>Sath Le Kar Sote Hain.?!
Pyar
<Br/>B AjaB Shay HePyar
<Br/>B AjaB Shay He
<Br/>Maa Se Ho To
<Br/>"EBADAT"
<Br/>Baap Se Ho To
<Br/>"AQEEDAT"
<Br/>Behan Se Ho To
<Br/>"FARZ"
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<Br/>Bivi Se Ho To
<Br/>SuB Kehtay Hen
<Br/>"JORU" Ka Ghulam. . ;->
Vakeel:
<Br/>Judge SaaB, Is Insan Ne Apni Biwi Ko Qatal Kia,
<Br/>Salay Ko Qatal Kia,
<Br/>Kaee Begunah Logo Ko Qatal Kia,
<Br/>Paisay Khae,
<Br/>Ghundagardi Ki,
<Br/>Ye Pehle Bhi Jail Ja Cuka Hai,
<Br/>Ap Bataye Is Drinda-Sift Or Corrupt Insan Ke Sath Kya Hona Chahye?
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<Br/>Judge:
<Br/>Isay Pakistan Ka President Bana Do ;->
Dear Customer!
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<Br/>We Remind U The Date Of Ur Bathing Validity Of 1 Year Has Almost Come 2 An End So Pls Take A Bath On This
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<Br/>"EID"
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<Br/>From:
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<Br/>JAZZ:
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<Br/>AUR NAHAOO ;->
Dere Is Always
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<Br/>Always A Little Truth Behind
<Br/>Every Just KIDDING
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<Br/>A Little Curiosity Behind
<Br/>Every Just WONDERING
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<Br/>A Little Knowledge Behind
<Br/>Every I DON''T KNOW ... (:
Dukandar Ny SuBha SuBha Dukan Kholi To 2 Kuty Agy Bethy Hue Thy
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<Br/>Dkandar;Oye Tusi Aethy Ki Ker Ray Ho?
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<Br/>Kuty: Yar Sari Raat Ponkdy Ray An,
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<Br/>2 "STREPSILS" Te Day:-D
KeAhTy HaN kHuD kHuShI kRnY WaLa
<Br/>AchA AdMi NaHe HotA
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<Br/>AgR YeAh BI MaaN LaIn kY wo BHoAt
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<Br/>BUrA AdMi hY tU pHiR BI uSs Ny
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<Br/>AcHa kAm kIa ky
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<Br/>Aik BUrY AdMi ko kHaTm kIa
TuM is ShehAr k khuLoos sE ABhi wAqif nAhi "Pappu" , , ,
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<Br/>Yeh Roti B nAhi KhiLAte Or BArtAn B dhuLwA Lete hAin . . . :d :p ;->