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Pappu: Teacher, Can I Go To The Bathroom? <Br/>Teacher: Pappu, "May" I Go To The Bathroom? <Br/> <Br/>Pappu: But I Asked 1st.
Fact ... <Br/> <Br/>A Lot Of Fellows <Br/>Now A Dayz Have <Br/> <Br/>B . A, <Br/>B . B . A, <Br/>M . B . A, <Br/>B . E, <Br/>B . S, <Br/>Or <Br/>P h . D <Br/> <Br/>Unfortunately <Br/> <Br/>They Don'' Have A <Br/>J . O . B ... ;->
1st Man:JanaB Lagta Hy Menay Apka <Br/> <Br/>Chehra Pehlay Bhi Kahin Dekha Hy <Br/> <Br/>2nd Man:Ap Ko Glat Fehmi Hui HY Main Hr <Br/> <Br/>Wqt Apna Chehra Sath Liay Phrta Hon
Bhutto Marr Gya <Br/>Lekin <Br/>Zinda Hy Bhutto Zinda Hy <Br/>B B Marr Gai <Br/>Lekin <Br/>Zinda Hy B B Zinda Hy <Br/>Ya Allah Pp Ko Ek Or Nara Ata Farma <Br/>Zinda Hy Zardari Zinda Hy
Dosto Me Ap Ko Ek Zarori Bat Btana Chahta Ho. <Br/>Takey Pchlay Saal Ki Tara <Br/>Apko Afsoos Na Ho <Br/>Ramzan Aa Chuka He <Br/>Jis Ne B Meri Aftari Krni He <Br/>Mjhy ABi Bata De!
In Court Judge Said 2 Women: <Br/> <Br/>U R Realy Brave, <Br/>Dako Ko Buhat Mera Tum Ne. <Br/> <Br/>Woman:Mjhay Kya Pta Daako <Br/> <Br/>Tha Me Samjhi Mera Shohar <Br/> <Br/>Ghar Der Se Aya Hy
Teacher :Do U Know How Titanic Sunk ??? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Student: DUBUK <Br/> <Br/>DUBUK <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>DUBUK <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>DUBUK <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>GULUM <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>GULUL <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>PICHIK ... ;->
A PuBlic Service Message For U <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"Biryani Khaiye <Br/> <Br/>QaBal Is K <Br/> <Br/>Aap Ki Biryani Khai Jaye ..." <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Message Brought To You By <Br/> <Br/>"STUDENT BIRYANI" ;->
Apni Tou Paatshal <Br/>Masti Ki Paatshal <Br/>Na Koi Likhne Wala <Br/>Na Koi Parhne Wala <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ye SaB Tou Theek Hy <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Par Pappu Can''t Dance Sala ... ;->
Ye Sang-e-Mar Mar Sa <Br/>Tarasha Gora Badan <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Boond Boond Pighalta <Br/>ShaBaB <Br/> <Br/>Honto''n Se Laga K Dkho <Br/>Kashish Kesi Hy <Br/> <Br/>KamBakht Ye <Br/>"VANILA ICE CREAM" <Br/>Cheez Hi Aisi Hy .. ;->
Khamosh Palko''n Se JB Aansu Bikhr Jate Hyn <Br/> <Br/>Aap Kya Jano Aap Ktne Yaad Aate Hyn <Br/> <Br/>ABhi Bhi Usi Mor Pe Kharey Hyn <Br/> <Br/>Jahan Aap Ne Kaha Tehro <Br/> <Br/>Hum Samosey Le Kr Aate Hyn .. ;->
The Company Of <Br/>Gud Ppl Is Like The Shop <Br/>Of Perfume <Br/>Wethr U Have Bought <Br/>Or Not <Br/>U''ll Receive A Lot Of Gud <Br/>Fragnance <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>So Dun Lose Me ... ;->