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Zindagi Mai 1 Larki Itni Pyari Lagi <Br/> <Br/>Us K Hath Ki Daal B Hamen Nihari Lagi <Br/> <Br/>Jane Kia Jado Tha Uski Personality Mai K <Br/> <Br/>Married Hone K Bawajud Hamen Kunwari Lagi ;->
Ek Dost Mazaq Me Apnay Shaikh Dost K Paon DBanay Lga. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Paon DBa Kr Bo|La, <Br/> <Br/>Meri Ujrat..? <Br/> <Br/>Shaikh: Tum Ne Paon DBaye, <Br/>Or Mainay Ujrat DBai..>
Why Can A Man Not Be <Br/> <Br/>Handsome And Intelligent <Br/> <Br/>At The Same Time? .... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Because He Would Be A <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Woman Then ... ;->
If Any Fat Girl Cross U... <Br/> <Br/>But Come Back 2 U At Listening Of Ur Whistle. . . <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Th¡S Situation Iz Ca|LD. . . . <Br/> <Br/>"GOLMAAL <Br/>RETURN"
Marriage Is When <Br/> <Br/>A Man And Woman <Br/> <Br/>Becomes One ... <Br/> <Br/>The TrouBles Starts <Br/> <Br/>When They Try To <Br/>Decide Which One ... ;->
Alwayz RememBer ... <Br/> <Br/>When SHE Cancels A <Br/>Date, It Is Because <Br/>" SHE HAS TO " <Br/> <Br/>But <Br/> <Br/>When HE Cancels A Date , <Br/>It Is Because , <Br/>" HE HAS TWO "
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Mr. Inside Went 2 C <Br/>Mr. Outside. Inside <Br/>Standing Outside Called <Br/>Outside Outside But <Br/>Outside Standing Inside <Br/>Called Inside Inside <Br/>When Inside Came Inside <Br/>Outside Went Outside 2 C <Br/>Inside Then Outside Called <Br/>Inside Outside But Inside From <Br/>Inside Called Outside Inside ... <Br/>Now Where Is Ur Brain <Br/>Inside Or Outside ... ??? ;->
Beauty <Br/>Is <Br/>The <Br/>Power ... <Br/>By Which <Br/>A Woman <Br/>Charms <Br/>A Lover <Br/>And <Br/>Terrifies <Br/>A HusBand ...
Identification Of <Br/>Students ... <Br/> <Br/>Books In Bag, <Br/>FaisalaBad <Br/> <Br/>Books In Hands <Br/>Sialkot <Br/> <Br/>Rolled Books In Jeans <Br/>Lahore <Br/> <Br/>W/o Books <Br/>But Cell Fones In Hands <Br/>Karachi ... ;->
Identification Of <Br/>Students ... <Br/> <Br/>Books In Bag, <Br/>FaisalaBad <Br/> <Br/>Books In Hands <Br/>Sialkot <Br/> <Br/>Rolled Books In Jeans <Br/>Lahore <Br/> <Br/>W/o Books <Br/>But Cell Fones In Hands <Br/>Karachi ... ;->
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