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Ek Khan SahB Sey Koi Puchta Hey K "Time Kya Horaha Hey" ??? <Br/> <Br/>Khan: Baj Kr 10 mint <Br/>Fir Puchta He Boltey Hen <Br/>Khan: Baj Kr 15 mint <Br/>Fir Puchta He Boltey Hen <Br/>Khan: Baj Kr 20 mint <Br/> <Br/>Thak Har K Banda Bolta Hey K Kya Baj Kr ??? <Br/>Khan: Kaisey Bta0n Merey Ghari Mein Ghantey Ki S0en Hey Nhi Hey ;->;-)
1 Adm¡ Ne Pathan Se Pocha App Ka Lucky Day Kn Sa Ha . . ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Pathan Basant JuB Sare Bache Chaat Pe Hote Hai
Girl:Agr Tmhe Mjsy Shadi Krni Hai To Tmhe Hr Hafte Mumi Ko 10kg Ata Dena Hoga, <Br/> <Br/>Papa Ki Car Me 10litre Petrol Dlwana Hoga <Br/>Boy:Acha BEHAN Ami ABu Ko Salam Kehna
The sun makes Moon shine. <Br/>Electricity Makes BulBs shine. <Br/>Wax makes Candle shine. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>But what makes you shine......
Dekhene Do Apne Chere Ko Jee Bhar Ke Hamain <Br/>FARAZ....... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Muddat Huwi Hai In Aanhkon Ne Koi BEGHARAT Nai Dehka....
Ankho mai kuch nami thi, <Br/> <Br/>mujh mai shayad vitamin ki kami thi, <Br/> <Br/>jis se sari raat phone pe Bat ki, <Br/> <Br/>wo kamBakhat meri mehBoBa ki ammi thi... =P ;->
Ye Jo Chappal Main Pehan Kar Aya Hon <Br/> <Br/>Mat Samjho K Isay Chura Kar Laya Hon <Br/> <Br/>Ye SuB Khuda Ki Deen Hai Mere Bhai <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>ussi k ghar se utha kar laya hon... ;->
MumBai attacks kay Baad Pakistan ney Bhi India ko apni MOST WANTED LIST Bhej di hai...... <Br/>SINDH demands KATRINA KAIF <Br/> <Br/>PUNJAB demand PRIYANKA CHOPRA <Br/> <Br/>BALOCHISTAN demands KAREENA. KAPOOR <Br/> <Br/>NWFP desperatly and urgently wants SHAHID <Br/>KAPOOR... =P ;->
Baap Betay K Skool Se Wapis Aya Aur Bola <Br/>Beta School Se Shikayet I Hai <Br/> <Br/>Betay Ne Kaha <Br/>''Konsi Shikayet Papa ,Mein Toh Mahinay Sy School Nai Ja Rha..
Aap ko 1 word send kia hai.. <Br/> <Br/>Jise aap aage se Parho ya pichhe se, <Br/> <Br/>aap ko mera hi naam dikhai dega.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"ABBA"
Kam¡yaB INsaN Banne K 3 Tareeqe: <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>1. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>2. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>3. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bh00tn¡ K, <Br/>Pehle INsaN T0 Banja.. <Br/>Ph¡r S0ch¡y0 Kam¡yaB H0ne Ka... ;->
Bachpan mei ki muhaBBat . . . <Br/> <Br/>Jawani mei howe BarBad . . . <Br/> <Br/>WAH WAH . . . <Br/> <Br/>Ticket thi FAISALABAD ki or pohanch gaye HYDERABAD . . . ;->