B SMS Messages22988 messages

Its Easier <Br/>To Be A Lover <Br/>Than <Br/>A HusBand <Br/>For The Simple Reason <Br/>That <Br/>It Is More Difficult To Be <Br/>Witty Everyday <Br/>Than To Say <Br/>Pretty Thing From <Br/>Time To Time... ;->
Do Not Walk Behind Me <Br/> <Br/>For I may Not Lead <Br/> <Br/>Bo Not Walk Ahead <Br/>Of Me <Br/> <Br/>For I may Not Follow <Br/> <Br/>Do Not Walk Beside Me, <Br/>Either, <Br/> <Br/>Just Leave Me Alone <Br/>Dammit ... ;->
Shahrukh Khan k ghar ka Fan Bahot slow hai? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Guess? Kaise <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>kyu ki… usay <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>HAULE HAULE SE HAWA LAGTI HAI
Vijay:My Uncle knew the exact <Br/>date of his death Before 1 month... <Br/>Das:How is it??? <Br/>Vijay:Judge told him the <Br/>date one month Before...!!!
Ghajani effect <Br/>"A Boy opens his tiffin Box on the road" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>y? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>He wanted 2 check, <Br/>Whether he was going to school or coming Back.
Agar Basanti ki mausi thakur ko rakhi <Br/>Bandhe to Basnti & thakr ka kya rishta hua? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kuch B nahi,kaam karo apna,Thakur k hath hi nahi the.
A LiA Little Girl Whn Askd <Br/>Her Name Wud <Br/>Rply-"I''m Mr. David''s <Br/>Daughter" <Br/>Her Mother Told Her <Br/>This Was Wrong. She <Br/>Must Say-"I''m Jenifer <Br/>David" <Br/>The Vicar Spoke 2 Her <Br/>In Sunday School & <Br/>Said-"Aren''t U Mr. <Br/>David''s Daughter ?" <Br/>Wid Her Mom Standing <Br/>Just Away, She Rplied <Br/>"I Thought I Was But <Br/>Mom Says I''m Not" ;-> <Br/>Her Name Wud <Br/>Rply-"I''m Mr. David''s <Br/>Daughter" <Br/>Her Mother Told Her <Br/>This Was Wrong. She <Br/>Must Say-"I''m Jenifer <Br/>David" <Br/>The Vicar Spoke 2 Her <Br/>In Sunday School & <Br/>Said-"Aren''t U Mr. <Br/>David''s Daughter ?" <Br/>Wid Her Mom Standing <Br/>Just Away, She Rplied <Br/>"I Thought I Was But <Br/>Mom Says I''m Not" ;->
T^r^u^e <Br/>F^a^c^t <Br/> <Br/>Brain x Beauty x <Br/>AvailaBility = Constant <Br/> <Br/>And <Br/> <Br/>This Constant Is <Br/>Always Zero ... ;->
There Are Two Types <Br/>Of Women <Br/> <Br/>1 - Without Whom You <Br/>Can''t Live (Every <Br/>Boyfriend Thinks So) <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>2 - With Whom You <Br/>Can''t Live (Every <Br/>HusBand Thinks So ) ;->
I Filled In A Form At A <Br/>Dating Agency Recently <Br/>DescriBing My Ideal <Br/>Woman, "She Should Be <Br/>Pretty Cute, Into Water <Br/>Sports And Group <Br/>Activities Plus Look <Br/>Good In Black" <Br/>The Agency Replied <Br/>Me Back And Told Me <Br/>"I Should Marry <Br/>Penguin ..." ;->
I Filled In A Form At A <Br/>Dating Agency Recently <Br/>DescriBing My Ideal <Br/>Woman, "She Should Be <Br/>Pretty Cute, Into Water <Br/>Sports And Group <Br/>Activities Plus Look <Br/>Good In Black" <Br/>The Agency Replied <Br/>Me Back And Told Me <Br/>"I Should Marry <Br/>Penguin ..." ;->
What Is The Full-form <Br/>Of "OBAMA" <Br/> <Br/>O: Originally <Br/> <Br/>B: Born In <Br/> <Br/>A: Africa To <Br/> <Br/>M: Manage The <Br/> <Br/>A: Americans ... ;->