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Ek SharaBi 3r Flor <Br/>Sy Neechy Gir Gaya <Br/> <Br/>Log Us k Ird-Gird <Br/>Jama Ho Gaye Aur Us <Br/>Sy Poocha - Kya Hua <Br/>Bhai ? <Br/> <Br/>Wo Bola - Pata Nahi, <Br/>Main Bhi ABhi Neechy <Br/>Aaya Hon ;->
Pakistani Ny Chinese <Br/>Sy Kaha: <Br/>"Aao Hum Tumhe''n <Br/>Pakistan Ka Sadar <Br/>Banate Hyn" <Br/>Is Baat Pr Chinese Ny <Br/>Pakistani Par Case <Br/>Ker Dia k <Br/>"Ye Mujhy Chor <Br/>Samajhta Hy" ;->
Golden Words: <Br/> <Br/>Tumhari KamyaBi Main SaB Se <Br/>Barri Rukawaat <Br/> <Br/>Tumhari Biwi Hai ...!! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>< Asif Ali Zardari >
A Black Guy Was <Br/>Given A Pair Of Wings <Br/>By God <Br/> <Br/>He Asked God "Does <Br/>This Mean That I''m <Br/>Now An Angel ?" <Br/> <Br/>God Laughs "No You <Br/>Silly Nigger You Are <Br/>A Bat" ;->
I Know A Lot ABout <Br/>Cars ... <Br/> <Br/>I Can Look At A Car''s <Br/>Headlights And Tell <Br/>You Exactly <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Which Way It''s <Br/>Coming ... ;->
Once "Chhakka" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Goes To A <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"Raymonds Showroom" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Guess Y? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>2 Become A COMPLETE MAN
Lo0gon ki Beghairtian to check kro <Br/>zara. . . <Br/>PAppu <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>Maiyat mai aker p0chte hain khana kuB lagega... ;->
Achon Se Zyada <Br/>Tum Achay Ho, <Br/> <Br/>Sachon Se Zyada <Br/>Tum Sachay Ho, <Br/> <Br/>Mene Kaha <Br/>Mujhe Tum Se MohaBBat Hai, <Br/> <Br/>Wo Boli "PAPPU" <Br/> <Br/>Sharm Karo <Br/>ABhi Tum Bachay Ho... =P ;-> o_O
Aik Pathan Dosry Se Asi Kiya Cheez Hai <Br/> <Br/>Jo Hamary Pas Hoti Tou Hum Bi Dosri <Br/> <Br/>Qomo Ki Tarha Izaat Walay Hotay Dosra <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"Demag" Yar..... :->
Wife : Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon <Br/> <Br/>Aur Meri Tamam Cheezai''n <Br/>Tumhari Ho Jaye''n. <Br/> <Br/>HasBand : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazeer''..
Balance Sharing Day <Br/> <Br/>Today Is Balance Sharing Day, <Br/> <Br/>So Send Me Maximum Balance & Give The <Br/> <Br/>Proof Of Ur Friendship <Br/> <Br/>With Me <Br/> <Br/>Happy Balance Day... ;->
T H O U G H T Of The Day <Br/> <Br/>Jis Tarah Yeh Sms Achanak Aap K Pass Agaya Hai, <Br/>Is Tarah Mout Bhe Achanak Askati Thee,,, <Br/> <Br/>Agar Sms Ki Jaga Mout Ajati To Kia Is Waqt Aap ALLAH K Samney Hazir Hone K Lye Tayyar They????? <Br/> <Br/>Zara Sochyey,,, <Br/> <Br/>KUCH NAHI TO SIRF NAMAZ KI PABANDI KI NEYAT HE KARLAIN..