I Pray Tht
<Br/>Any Person Who Tries
<Br/>To Steal Our
<Br/>Happiness
<Br/>
<Br/>May His Hips Begins To
<Br/>Itch Badly
<Br/>&
<Br/>His Arms Grow Shorter
<Br/>So Tht He Can''t Reach
<Br/>His Hips To Scratch It ;->
I
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<Br/>M a Y
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<Br/>B E
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<Br/>"B" "A" "d" !!!
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<Br/>B u T ...
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<Br/>I
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<Br/>p E r F e C t L y
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<Br/>"G" o_O "d"
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<Br/>A t
<Br/>
<Br/>I t ... [;->
If a BaBy is Born in
<Br/>Africa...
<Br/>Wh8 will B the color of
<Br/>the BaBy''s teeth ?
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<Br/>Why U waste this much
<Br/>time !
<Br/>How will a new Born
<Br/>BaBy have teeth ? ;->
PHYSICS TEACHER: Now
<Br/>As You All Know The
<Br/>Law Of Gravity Explains
<Br/>Why V Stay On Earth ... !
<Br/>
<Br/>PAPPU: But Sir!
<Br/>Where Did People Stay
<Br/>Before The Law Was
<Br/>Passed ? ;->
Man 1- I notice dat Ur
<Br/>wife is mostly in the
<Br/>kitchen
<Br/>ProBaBly she loves
<Br/>cooking many varieties
<Br/>
<Br/>Man 2- No! Actualy our
<Br/>Telefone connection is
<Br/>in the kitchen ;->
Rona Is Baat Ka Hai k
<Br/>Rona Nahi Aata
<Br/>
<Br/>Wo Paaye ga Kia Jisey
<Br/>Khona Nahi Aata
<Br/>
<Br/>Wo Ganda Tha Ganda
<Br/>Hai Aur Ganda Rahe Ga
<Br/>
<Br/>Jisey POTTY krne K
<Br/>Baad Dhona Nahi Aata ... ;->
1pagal 2nd Se
<Br/>Hath Ma Cigrete DaBa K Pochta Ha: Batao Mre Hath Ma Kia Ha?
<Br/>2pagal:
<Br/>Train.
<Br/>1pagal:Tmhe Kese Pta Chala?
<Br/>2nd:Tmare Hath Ma Se Dhunwa Nkal Ra Tha ;->
Apne Sasur Ka Dulaara Hun Main
<Br/>
<Br/>Apni Biwi Ko Bhi Pyaara Hun Main
<Br/>
<Br/>Filhaal To Ye SaB Sapne Hain
<Br/>
<Br/>Kyonki ABhi Tak Kunwaara Hun Main... ;->
~< SUnehri Baat>~
<Br/>..."Aaj Ka Kam Kal Pe Mat Choro..
<Br/>.
<Br/>.
<Br/>...Jo Lootna Hay Aaj Hi Loot Lo.."
<Br/>(Mr. A.A.Z)
<Br/>Samajh Gaya Na Jan|X ... ;->
A Fact ABout Women:
<Br/>
<Br/>They Can See A Hair Of A Girl
<Br/>On Their HusBand''s Coat From 20 Meters Away,
<Br/>But They Can''t See A Pillar
<Br/>From 2 Meters While Parking A Car :-D
