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GhareeB GhurBa, <Br/> <Br/>Becharey, <Br/> <Br/>Miskeen, <Br/> <Br/>Lachaar, <Br/> <Br/>Dukhi, <Br/> <Br/>Pareshaan, <Br/> <Br/>Khasta Haal, <Br/> <Br/>Afsurda <Br/> <Br/>Be-Sharam, <Br/> <Br/>Dukho''n k Maarey <Br/> <Br/>Pareshanio''n Main <Br/>Ghirey <Br/> <Br/>Zindagi Se Tung <Br/> <Br/>Udaas <Br/> <Br/>Halaat k Maarey <Br/> <Br/>Dunya k Sataye Huey <Br/>Hotey Hyn Wo Log <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Jo MoBile Hote huey <Br/>Bhi Sms Nahi Kerte ;->
Biwi Shohar Se <Br/>"Tum Shaadi k Baad <Br/>Badal Gaye Ho !" <Br/> <Br/>Shohar: <Br/>"Mene Tumhei''n Pehly <Br/>Hi Bata Dia Tha k <Br/>Mujhy Shaadi Shuda <Br/>Larkio''n Main Koi <Br/>Dil-chaspi Nahi .." ;->
NEWS ALERT !! <Br/> <Br/>Koi Bhi <Br/>Kuch Bhi <Br/>Khaane Ko De <Br/> <Br/>Mat Khana Plz <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Idhr Udhr <Br/>Nigah Rakhna <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Q <Br/>K <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>City Govrnmnt Ne <Br/>"Kutta Maar" <Br/>Muhim Shruu Kr Di Hy ;->
Package Wale So <Br/>Gaye Ker k Baat Apni <Br/>Girl-Friend k Saath <Br/> <Br/>Aur Bhatakte Rahe <Br/>Sachi MohaBBat Kerne <Br/>Wale Saari Raat ... ;->
1 Billi 1 Sheikh K Ghar Se Roti Hoi Nikli. <Br/>Kisi Ne Billi Se Ronay Ki Wajah Poochi, <Br/>Billi Ne JawaB Diya <Br/>"Ik Tey Menu Marya Utton Mera Choowa V Kho Laya..." ;->
Asif Zardari, America K Sadar OBama <Br/> <Br/>K Rishtedar Hain <Br/> <Br/>QareBi Zraye Sy Pata Chala He K <Br/> <Br/>Asif Zardari, America K Sadar OBama <Br/> <Br/>Ki Phupho K <Br/> <Br/>Kuttay Ka Puttar Hay... ;->
Shaitan: Sam Tmhari Duty Aj Se America <Br/>JULI Tum UK <Br/>PETER Tm India <Br/>Sam: Pakstan Ksko Bhijwya Ha? <Br/>Shetan:Ksi Ki Zrorat Nai I''m Satisfd Vid Zardri''s <Br/>Prformence ;->
Shaitan: Sam Tmhari Duty Aj Se America <Br/>JULI Tum UK <Br/>PETER Tm India <Br/>Sam: Pakstan Ksko Bhijwya Ha? <Br/>Shetan:Ksi Ki Zrorat Nai I''m Satisfd Vid Zardri''s <Br/>Prformence ;->
Qayamat Ki 5 Nishaniyan <Br/> <Br/>1-Zardari Imandari <Br/>Krega <Br/> <Br/>2-Altaf Karachi Ayega <Br/> <Br/>3-Musharaf Pr Muqadma <Br/>Chalega <Br/> <Br/>4-Sheri Rehman Parda <Br/>Kregi <Br/> <Br/>5-Adliya Bahal Hogi ;)
High Level Insult.... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Man NearBy: <Br/>People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Johnny: <Br/>My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Man: <Br/>Did He Eat Many Sweets? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Johnny: <Br/>No, He Always Minded His Own Business!!;-)
Main Nain R0 Kar Uss Se Puucha <Br/>Kya Tum Nain New Pyar Dhuund Lia Hai ? <Br/> <Br/>Kamini Sharma Kar B0li~ <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"Bus Activate Karna Baqi Hai"...! =P ;->
"MERI JAN KATREENA" <Br/> <Br/>Ungli Mai Angothi, Angothi mai Nagina, <Br/> <Br/>Soni Lagti Hy Teri Bahen KATREENA, <Br/> <Br/>Raat Nahi Kat''ti Maslay Hain Dereena, <Br/> <Br/>Mai Ne Kaha Bus Kar Kehti Hy ABi Na, <Br/> <Br/>Rat Ko Mila Karo Baara Maheena, <Br/> <Br/>Kehti Hy Bhai Ko Batana KaBhi Na, <Br/> <Br/>Itna Zaleel Ho Kar Ke Bhi, <Br/> <Br/>Bhai sms Parh Raha Hy Kameena =P ;->