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What is the difference <Br/>Between "A <Br/>Locomotive Engineer" <Br/>& "A Teacher" ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>One Minds The Train, <Br/>Where As <Br/>Other Trains The Mind... <Br/>;->
What Kind Of Car <Br/>Drives Over water ... ? <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Any Kind Of Car, <Br/>If It Goes Over <Br/>A Bridge ... ;->
Ye Keh k Pappu Ko <Br/>Chorh Gaya Raja <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ye Keh k Pappu Ko <Br/>Chorh Gaya Raja <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>DouBle Sawari Band <Br/>Hy, Tu Bus Pakar <Br/>K aaja ... ;->
Teacher: "Ali K Papa Aaj JoB Par Gaye Hain" <Br/> <Br/>Es Ka Future Tense Banao <Br/> <Br/>Student (Ali): Woh Kal Bhi Jaenge <Br/> <Br/>Kisi K Baap Mein Himmat Hai Tou Ruk Le =D ;->
Son : Papa,Aapko Yaad He Apne Kaha Tha <Br/> <Br/>Agar Me Exam Me Paas Ho Jayunga <Br/> <Br/>To Mujhe 5000rs Doge. <Br/> <Br/>Father: Haan <Br/> <Br/>Son: Gud News He, <Br/> <Br/>Apke 5000rs Bach Gaye
Computer Is Shameless <Br/>Why? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>B''coz, It Has Hardware & Software But <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>No <Br/>Underwear..?
Sigret Peo Gold Leaf K¡, <Br/>Ta K Khansi Na Ho.. <Br/> <Br/>Wah Wah Wah <Br/> <Br/>Sigret Peo Gold Leaf K¡, <Br/>TA K Khansi Na Ho.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bachi Phasao Wakeel Ki, <Br/>TA K Phansi Na Ho;-)
Aik Pathan Road Pe Potty Kar Raha Tha. <Br/> <Br/>Police Ne Usey Pakar Liya. <Br/> <Br/>JaB Usey Le Jaane Lagey To Pathan Bola: <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"SaBoot To Utha Loa"
Teacher: Dunia Me Kitne Bar-E-Azam Han? <Br/>Studnt: Gi 3 <Br/>1. Quaid-E-Azam <Br/>2. Sikandar-E-Azam <Br/>Aur <Br/>3. Mere Uncle Haji Azam.
A SciEntiFic Question: <Br/> <Br/>Q: Paad Ki Smell Q Hotee Hai? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>A: Taakay Behray Loag Bhi Enjoy Kar Sakain ;-)
Tongue Twister <Br/> <Br/>The Sixth Sick Sheikh''s Sixth Sheep''s Sick ! <Br/> <Br/>( This Is World''s Most Difficult Tongue Twister Acording To Guniess Book Of World Record ) <Br/> <Br/>Say it!
Tongue Twister <Br/> <Br/>The Sixth Sick Sheikh''s Sixth Sheep''s Sick ! <Br/> <Br/>( This Is World''s Most Difficult Tongue Twister Acording To Guniess Book Of World Record ) <Br/> <Br/>Say it!