AB "BUSH" Ke Bad "OBAMA"
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<Br/>Zara SamBhal Ke Rahkna Qadam IRAQ Me "OBAMA"
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<Br/>"BUSH" KO Pare Hain Jutay Tera To Utar Dainge "PEJAMA".
Teacher To Student -
<Br/>U''ve Been Snding
<Br/>E-mail Other Students
<Br/>That
<Br/>I''m Ugly
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<Br/>Student - Sorry Ma''am,
<Br/>I Didn''t Realize, U
<Br/>Wanted To Keep It A
<Br/>Secret ... ;->
Teacher To Student -
<Br/>U''ve Been Snding
<Br/>E-mail Other Students
<Br/>That
<Br/>I''m Ugly
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<Br/>Student - Sorry Ma''am,
<Br/>I Didn''t Realize, U
<Br/>Wanted To Keep It A
<Br/>Secret ... ;->
Moral Of The Movie GHAJINI...
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<Br/>Whenever Going To Meet Ur GF..
<Br/>Make Sure U Have
<Br/>Ur Cell Fone..
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<Br/>When U R In Deep TrouBle Keep Ur Cell Fone 8 Silent... =P ;->
Kal ShaB Jo Dehka KhawaB Jo Me Sotay Me..
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<Br/>Ho Ho...
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<Br/>Kal ShaB Jo Dehka KhawaB Jo Me Ne Sotay Me...
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<Br/>Kisi Kuttay Ko Mar Diya JOOTA,,,,
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<Br/>"BUSH" Ke Dohkay Me..!!
If A PARATHA & A PIZZA Is Thrown From A 50 Feet
<Br/>Building,Which Will Reach The Ground First?
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<Br/>Ans:PIZZA,Coz Itz A FAST FOOD!!
Boy: My Gf Broke up wth me & sent me da Kissng pics of her & her new Bf..!!
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<Br/>Frnd: Oh..its 2 Bad..!!
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<Br/>Boy: Yaa..I know..dats Y i sent those pics 2 her Dad:D
If Gal Vomits, Her Parents Asks-Kon Tha Wo
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<Br/>Kamina?
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<Br/>If Boy Vomits-Kamine,
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<Br/>Kahan Pikar Aya He?
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<Br/>MORAL:No Mattr Who Vomits,
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<Br/>Boys R Alwys Kamina
D0sto0
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<Br/>Ghajini Daikhnay k Baad Andaza Hua k Aap ka Do0st Bhi Amir Khan Say kam Nahi Hay.
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<Br/>Mai Bhi Parhta Hun
<Br/>Samajhta Hun
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<Br/>Phir 15 Min Bad SaBBhool Jata Hun
