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All Brokers Have Become <Br/> <Br/>" BILL GATES " <Br/> <Br/>With DeBit ''BILL'' <Br/>In Their Hamds <Br/> <Br/>& <Br/> <Br/>Standing On The ''Gates'' Of Clients.
Son: Daadi Ap Kya Tv Per Aati Hein? <Br/> <Br/>Daadi: Ni Beta <Br/> <Br/>Son:To Phir Ami Kyn Keh Rahi Thi K Tmhari Daadi Anay Wali Ha AB Roz Darama Hoga:-)
<Br/>Professor: <Br/>Tum 20 Saal Ki Larki <Br/>Su Shaadi Kroge Ya <Br/>Apne Sy 20 Saal Bari <Br/>Sy ... ? <Br/> <Br/>Student: <Br/>Sir ! Depend Krta Hy k <Br/>Kon KhooBsurat Hy ! <Br/>Aap Ki Beti Ya Aap Ki Biwi ;->
<Br/>Professor: <Br/>Tum 20 Saal Ki Larki <Br/>Su Shaadi Kroge Ya <Br/>Apne Sy 20 Saal Bari <Br/>Sy ... ? <Br/> <Br/>Student: <Br/>Sir ! Depend Krta Hy k <Br/>Kon KhooBsurat Hy ! <Br/>Aap Ki Beti Ya Aap Ki Biwi ;->
A Man Was Injected <Br/>With A Deadly Poison, <Br/>But, <Br/>It Did Not Kill Him. <Br/>Why ... ?? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Think <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Think Harder <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Coz <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>He Was Already <Br/>Dead.. ;->
The Poor Wish To Be <Br/>Rich ... <Br/> <Br/>The Rich Wish To Be <Br/>Happy ... <Br/> <Br/>The Single Wish Ti <Br/>Be Married ... <Br/> <Br/>And <Br/> <Br/>The Married Wish To <Br/>Be Dead ... ;-> <Br/>
Once There Was A <Br/>Hungry Kutta <Br/>He Stole A Peice Of <Br/>Boti By Chacha Diimu <Br/>Shop <Br/>Then He Durki Lai & <Br/>Reach OB Th Bridge <Br/>Of Naala <Br/>He Saw Another Kutta <Br/>In Water With Boti <Br/>His Thoughts Were <Br/>Kuttian Aali <Br/>He Maari Jo Chaal Wich <Br/>Tey He Lost His Own <Br/>Boti <Br/> <Br/>Moral: <Br/>Kuttian Aali Socho Gy <Br/>Tey Kuttian Aali Howay <Br/>Gi ... ;->
We Must Believe In <Br/>LUCK ... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>For <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>How Else Can We <Br/>Explain <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>''The Success Of Those <Br/>We Do Not Like ...!" ;->
Pathan 2Ble sawari ja <Br/>rha tha <Br/>Police waly ny rok kr <Br/>kaha: <Br/>Pata nhi hy k 2Ble <Br/>sawari py paBandi hy <Br/>Pathan: <Br/>O Yara pata hy isliye <Br/>to isko waps chorny ja <Br/>rha hn ;->
Pathan 2Ble sawari ja <Br/>rha tha <Br/>Police waly ny rok kr <Br/>kaha: <Br/>Pata nhi hy k 2Ble <Br/>sawari py paBandi hy <Br/>Pathan: <Br/>O Yara pata hy isliye <Br/>to isko waps chorny ja <Br/>rha hn ;->
Give A Person A Fish <Br/>And You Feed Him For <Br/>A Day, <Br/>Teach A Person To <Br/>Use The Internet And <Br/>He Won''t Bother You <Br/>For Weeks ... ;->
New Economic Lingo - <Br/>Crisis Special <Br/> <Br/>1. CEO - Chief <Br/>EmBezzlement Officer <Br/> <Br/>2. CFO - Corporate <Br/>Fraud Officer <Br/> <Br/>3. VALUE INVESTING - <Br/>The Art Of Buying <Br/>Low & Selling Lower <Br/> <Br/>4. STOCK ANALYST - <Br/>Idiot Who Just <Br/>Downgrade Ur Stock <Br/> <Br/>5. PROFIT - An <Br/>Archaic Word No <Br/>Longer In Use ... ;->