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Plz Don''t Neglect This <Br/>Msg.. <Br/> <Br/>A Poor Boy <Br/>Suffering Frm Mental <Br/>Disorder Needs Shock <Br/>Treatment <Br/>Plz Send Ur Photo <Br/>So That <Br/>He Gets The <Br/>PROPER SHOCK ;->
JB Koi Dost Apne Dost <Br/>k Liye Khulos Se Dua <Br/>Krta Hy <Br/>Tou Wo Dua Us k Dost k <Br/>Haq Me Baad Me Or <Br/>Pehle Us k Apne Haq Me <Br/>QuBool Hoti Hy ! <Br/> <Br/>ALLAH Karey Teri Shaadi <Br/>Ho Jaye ;->
HusBand & Wife Men <Br/>Jhagra Hua Tou Wife <Br/>Ne Apni Maa Ko Fone <Br/>Kia: <Br/>"MAIN AAP K HAAN AA <Br/>RAHI HON, MERA UN SE <Br/>JHAGRA HO GAYA" <Br/> <Br/>Maa Ny Kaha: <Br/>"USAY APNE KIYE KI <Br/>SAZA MILNI CHAHIYE, <Br/>TUM WAHIN THEHRO <Br/>MAIN TUMHARY HAAN <Br/>AA RAHI HOON ..." ;->
TITANIC k Saath 1 <Br/>Memon Bhi DooB Raha <Br/>Tha ... <Br/> <Br/>Aur Hans Raha Tha <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Captain Askd: <Br/>Oye Hans Kyun Raha <Br/>Hy ... ? <Br/> <Br/>Memon: <Br/>Shukar Hy Me Ne <Br/>Return Ticket Nhi <Br/>Khareeda ... ;->
H i g h <Br/>H e e l s <Br/>W e r e <Br/>I n v e n t e d <Br/>B y <Br/>A <Br/>W o m a n <Br/>W h o <Br/>H a d <Br/>B e e n <Br/>K i s s e d <Br/>O n <Br/>T h e <Br/>F o r e h e a d .. ;->
"LUCKNOW" Me 2 <Br/>Bachey Aapas Me Larr <Br/>Rahe Thy ... <Br/> <Br/>1st Ne 2nd Se Kaha: <Br/>Dekhiye JanaB ! Agr Aap <Br/>Humari Baat Nhi Mane''n <Br/>Gy Tou Hum Aap k <Br/>Walid-e-Mohtaram Ki Shan <Br/>Me Ghustakhana Kalmat <Br/>Pesh Kare''n Gy <Br/> <Br/>2nd: Tou Hum Aap k <Br/>Rukhsar-e-MuBarak Pe <Br/>Aisa Tamaancha Baja <Br/>Laye''n Gy k Gaal GulaaB <Br/>Ki Patti Ki Trha Chamakne <Br/>Lagy Ga .. ;->
What Happens To A <Br/>Chartered Accountant <Br/> <Br/>MainMatric Mein <Br/>Tha Wo Matric Mein <Br/>Thi <Br/> <Br/>Main Inter Mein Tha <Br/>Wo Inter Mein Thi <Br/> <Br/>Main C.A Mein Aa Gya <Br/>Wo B.A Mein Thi <Br/> <Br/>Main C.A Mein Tha <Br/>Wo MASTER Mein Thi <Br/> <Br/>Main C.A Mein Tha <Br/>Wo PhD Mein Thi <Br/> <Br/>Main C.A Mein Tha <Br/>Us Ne Doctorate Kr Lia <Br/> <Br/>Aaj Us i Shaadi Hy Aur <Br/>Main C.A Mein Hi Hoon ... ;->
Ali : Mama main Bara hoke Pilot Banonga <Br/>Mamma : Beta mujhay kaise pata chalega ke ye mere Betay ka jahaz hai? <Br/>Ali : Guzarte waqt apnay gher per Gola phaink dia karonga.
Easy way to kill an ant. <Br/> <Br/>Mix chili powder with sugar & give it to ant. <Br/>After having that the ant will go in search <Br/>of water somewhere near a water tank. <Br/>When the ant reaches the tank, <Br/>push it into the tank, <Br/>now the ant fully soaked in water, <Br/>it wil go to dry himself near fire. <Br/>When it reaches near fire, <Br/>put a BomB in fire, <Br/>it will Be injured in the Blast. <Br/>Then admit the wounded ant in ICU. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Remove oxygen mask & kill it.;-)
pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kya "I Miss U" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bohat dair sochny k Baad pathan ne jawaB dya: <Br/>"I Student U" =P ;->
"Think aBout yourself atleast once in your life time... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Otherwise you may miss the Best comedy in this world.. " ;->
1 saBzi wale k ghar Bacha paida hua, <Br/>to 1 aurat Bache ko dekh k Boli: <Br/> <Br/>"kitna pyara Bacha hai"? <Br/> <Br/>saBzi wala aadat k mutaBik Bola <Br/> <Br/>"Aur hai B Bilkul taaza" ;->