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Govt ne Awam
Govt ne Awam ki mohaBat ka kesa sila dia <Br/>Itni mahengae kar d k saB ko rula dia <Br/>Socha tha k shayad salary Barh <Br/>jaeygi <Br/>Salary to Barhi nahe "GHANTA" Barha dia ;->
Shahbaz Sharif:
ShahBaz Sharif: <Br/> <Br/>Zardari Ki Beti Aj Phir Kisi K Sath Gai Hai . . . <Br/> <Br/>Nawaz Sharif: <Br/> <Br/>Koi Baat Nai 5 Baje Wapis A Jai Gi . . . . <Br/> <Br/>Zardari: <Br/> <Br/>Nai Bahi Ge 6 Baje Ay Gi Ghanta Agy Ho Gya Hai ...=P;->
Memon At Petrol Pump
Memon At Petrol Pump <Br/> <Br/>Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do <Br/> <Br/>Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol Dalva <Br/>K Kahan Jana Hai? <Br/> <Br/>Memon: Jana Kahan Hai Hm <Br/>To Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen...
Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay
Pathan: <Br/>Yaar Bakray Ki ZaBaan Khao Gay? <Br/>2nd: <Br/>Nahi, Main Moun Say Nikli Hui Cheez Nahi Khata.. <Br/>1st: <Br/>Acha, <Br/>To Phir Ye Lo, <Br/>Anda Khao..!!
Nurse : Mubarak Ho
Nurse : MuBarak Ho Apke Han Bacha Hua Hy <Br/>Kia Name Socha Hy <Br/> <Br/>BAP:Nurse Ko Cherty Hue Ap Itni Sexy Aur <Br/>Beautiful Hen Ap Hi Koi Nam Bta Dein <Br/> <Br/>NURSE : Is Ka Nam Kutte K Bacha Rakh Len.
Aik sahab hamptay
Aik sahaB hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil huay, <Br/>unho nay haath may gold ka aik cup pakra hua tha, <Br/> <Br/>Wife: ye cup kahan say mila? <Br/> <Br/>HusBand: mai daur may first aya hun. <Br/> <Br/>Wife: doosre aur teesre numBer par kon aya? <Br/> <Br/>HusBand: doosray numBer par police afsar aur teesray numBer par cup ka maalik... =P ;->
Employee To Boss:
Blackmailing In New Style= <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Employee To Boss: Agar Aap Ne Meri Salary Nahi Barhai, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>To Saarey Office Ko Bata Doon Ga K <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"Aapne Meri Salary Barha Di Hay ;-> <Br/>
"Bike Rider To Sarjant
"Bike Rider To Sarjant <Br/>Sir Mere Documents Complete To Hain. <Br/> <Br/>"Phir Chalan Kaisa <Br/> <Br/>Sarjant. <Br/> <Br/>DouBle Sawari Khul Gayi Hai, <Br/>Aur Tum Single Ja Rahe Ho. ..
Memon Beemar Hua
Memon Beemar Hua To Check Up K Liye Gaya. <Br/> <Br/>Dr: Drip Lagani Paregi <Br/> <Br/>Memon Adhi Drip Laga Kar Acha Hogaya Aur Bola: <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>"Baaki Parcel Kardo"
Some Interesting Oneliners:
Some Interesting Oneliners: <Br/> <Br/>*If u cannot change ur mind,r u sure u hav one <Br/>;) <Br/> <Br/>*If u cant convince them,confuse them <Br/>:) <Br/> <Br/>*I couldnt repair ur Brakes,so i made ur horn louder <Br/>;) <Br/> <Br/>*The trouBle with Being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it <Br/>:) <Br/> <Br/>*In a country ov free speech,why r there phone Bills? <Br/>:) <Br/> <Br/>*Smile,it makes people wonder what u r thinkin <Br/>;) <Br/> <Br/>*The light at the end ov the tunnel may Be an incomin train <Br/>:)
Muhabat Ho Jaye
MuhaBat Ho Jaye <Br/> <Br/>Ya <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Machar Kaaten <Br/> <Br/>Anjam 1 Hi Hy. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>What? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Rat Ko Neend Nahin Aati...
1 Bacha ZONG K Office
1 Bacha ZONG K Office Ja Kar Larki Ko I LOVE U Kehta Ha <Br/> <Br/>LARKI: Tumhari Himat Kesay Hui..? <Br/> <Br/>BACHA: Aap Hi To Kehty Ho <Br/> <Br/>" ZONG LO OR SUB KAH DO "

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