Nurse : Mubarak Ho

Nurse : Mubarak Ho Apke Han Bacha Hua Hy
Kia Name Socha Hy

BAP:Nurse Ko Cherty Hue Ap Itni Sexy Aur
Beautiful Hen Ap Hi Koi Nam Bta Dein

NURSE : Is Ka Nam Kutte K Bacha Rakh Len.

May, 13 2010 187 chars (2 sms) 3430 views Funny

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''Who said english is easy???

''Who said english is easy???
Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....''@''

sardiyon ki aik khubsurat raat thi

Sardiyon ki aik khubsurat raat thi.
Husband & wife aik garam kamble mein soe hoe the. Aadhi raat guzarne k bad wife ne achanak kaha:
sartaj mjhe shadid piyas lagi hai.

Ye sun kar shoar ne jaldi se pani barh
kar biwi ko day dia or biwi ne ose pi lia.

Moral:
Her husband or wife wala msg ganda nahe hota ;->

Dear customer! You

Dear customer! You r requested to switch off ur Mobile to avoid any burn injuries........AS the SENDER of this Message is a DAM HOT..

Kitne Pyar Se Likha Tha Sahil Pe Tera Naam,,,

Kitne Pyar Se Likha Tha Sahil Pe Tera Naam,,,

*.*pappU*.*

Na Jane Kis ZALIM Ne GUTKAY
Ki Pichkari Maar k Laal Kar Diya... ;->

bata has announced

Bata Has Announced
Production Of Its Latest
Model Of Shoes.

It Is Heavier Than Normal
And Of Aero-Dynamic Design,
Especially Suitable 4
Throwing At Presidents

aik bachey ne zardar

Aik Bachey Ne Zardari Se Kha
Janab 14 Mahine Ho Gay Humare
School Main Teacher Nahin Aya.

Zardari To School Kaise Chal Raha Hai,
Bacha Jaise Mulk Chal Raha Hai

What do you call

What do you call a soldier''s wife climbing the stairs??
.
.
.

"Chadti Jawani" !!!

how to avoid bad dreams @ night...?

how to avoid bad dreams @ night...?

very simple yaar

dont remember ur face b4 sleep...
& remember my face for sweet dreams... :-)

what does ILU means?

what does ILU means?

I= I
L= Love
U=Urdu
so I love urdu... tum kya samjhey they...I love ullu..to haan mein tum sey b pyar karta hoon

You are one of the

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

I Filled In A Form At A

I Filled In A Form At A
Dating Agency Recently
Describing My Ideal
Woman, "She Should Be
Pretty Cute, Into Water
Sports And Group
Activities Plus Look
Good In Black"
The Agency Replied
Me Back And Told Me
"I Should Marry
Penguin ..." ;->

''"Khudi ko kar buland itna

''"Khudi ko kar buland itna k K2 ki choti pe ja puhnche
K Iqbal tujh se puchhe, ulu k pathay utray ga kesay?"

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