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Nurse : Mubarak Ho
Nurse : Mubarak Ho Apke Han Bacha Hua Hy
Kia Name Socha Hy
BAP:Nurse Ko Cherty Hue Ap Itni Sexy Aur
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NURSE : Is Ka Nam Kutte K Bacha Rakh Len.
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May, 13 2010
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agar koi mujh sey pochchey
agar koi mujh sey pochchey "teri Mohabat ka naam kya hai?"
to mein kahoon" tenu kee takleef ee"
thought of the day
thought of the day
kabi yeh mut socho k tmhare girlfrd ne tmhey kitna romantic sms bheja hey.
hamesha socho usey kis ney bheja hey.
SmS KinG
"JHOOM RE"
"JHOOM RE"
Ek sahab nAshay me LarkhratAY hUay fOOT paTH per JA rahay thay..!
Pol¡CemAn nE Roka oR poocha:Tum Jantay hO mA¡N Kon hoON?
Nashai Sahab Ne Gor Se Dekha oR kaha:NAHI...!
Haan agR Tum ye Bta Do k Tumhara ghar Kahan hai?
TO mAIN tumhaien tumharay ghar Tak Chor Aaon ga.
Tee Quotes:
Tee Quotes:
On A Guys Tee....
All Women
Are
Idiots
And
I Married
Their Queen..! :)
Khyal Ko Kisi Aahat Ki Aas Rehti Hy
Khyal Ko Kisi Aahat Ki Aas Rehti Hy
Nigaho’n Ko Kisi Surat Ki Talash Rehti Hai
Tere Bina Koi Kami Tou Nahi
Bas Gali Wali Jamadarni Udaas Rehti Hy . . . ;-
Baray he afsos ki baat hy
Baray he afsos ki baat hy
Pora din guzar gaya mgr
Jitna afsos mjhy Aj hua hy
Main bs bata nhi skta
Aapny MUJHY WISH TK NHI KIA!
AAJ
"SMART"people day tha:-(
TEACHER: Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li.
TEACHER:
Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li.
Usey KHUDKUSHI karni pari.
Dono main fark batao.
STUDENT:
Pehla Parha Likha Berozgar Tha,
Dosra SHADI-SHUDA tha....
Boy: if I kiss u.what u think ?
Boy: if I kiss u.what u think ?
Girl: I will think... EK bewakoof chor, jo car chura sakta tha,sirf stepney le gaya :)
Atleast once in a day,
Atleast once in a day,
Millions of
People in
this World
stand on
Single Leg!
Guess when?
Don''t know?
Its easy!
While wearing CHADDI... =P ;->
WHENEVER I WANT UR PRESENCE,
WHENEVER I WANT UR PRESENCE,
I READ YOUR SMS...................
WHENEVER I WANT TO SEE YOU,
I CLOSE MY EYES......................
WHENEVER I WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,
KUTTE KO PATHAR MAAR DETA HOOON
tmhara baap tailor hy
Sardar
Tumko sharm ni ati tmhara baap tailor hy or tmhari shirt phati hy,
Pathan
Sharm to tumko ni ati tumKa bap dentist hy or tmKa bhai bina dant k paida hua!
Taste this SMS
Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
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