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Din Main Sota Hy <Br/>Raat Ko Jaagta Hy <Br/>Din Mein Laita Rehta <Br/>Hy <Br/>Raat Ko Khara Reha <Br/>Hy <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"Choukidaar" <Br/> <Br/>Tu Kuch Aur Samjha Na <Br/>Be-Ghairat Aadmi ;->
<Br/>Ek Molvi Ek Aurast Se <Br/>Takra Gya, Aurat Ghussay <Br/>Se <Br/>"aapko Sharm Nhi Aati <Br/>Daarhi Rkh kr Takkar <Br/>Maar Rahy Hyn?" <Br/> <Br/>Molvi-Mohtarma Ye <Br/>Daarhi Hy Breake''n <Br/>Nahi ... ;->
After a striving movement of 25 years. <Br/> <Br/>MQM chairman ALTAF HUSSAIN has completed his first Book. <Br/> <Br/>Book availaBle on many stalls and Pdf version @ internet also <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Book Name : <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"Kallu k Lateefay" =P =D
Ek Darya k Kinare 2 Sardar Chamach Se Darya Mein Daahi Dal Rahay Thay <Br/> <Br/>Pathan Ne Dekha Tou Poocha: Ye Kya Kr Rahay Ho ? <Br/>Sardar: Hum Lassi Bana Rahay Hyn <Br/> <Br/>PaThan: Ha Ha Ha... <Br/>O Pagal Ka Bacha, Log Isi Liye Tum Par Lateefay Banaty Hyn.. <Br/> <Br/>Itna Lassi Tumhara Baap Piye Ga.? ;->
Sardar 2 Srdarni: Janu Coka-CoLa Peeney k Baad Kch Krny Ko Dil Chah Rha hy? <Br/> <Br/>Srdarni: (Sharmaty Huey) Kro Jee...! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Srdar: BrrrRrrrRrrrR ;->
Larki Waley : Aap Ka <Br/>Beta Kia Kerta Hy ??? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Larke Ki Maa <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Mera Beta 3 Rs <Br/>Mein 500 Sms <Br/>Kerta Hy ... ;->
Muft Ka Ihsan Na Laina Yaroo <Br/> <Br/>Dil ABi Awr B Sasty Hown Ge... ;->
Wo Kya Cheeze He Jo wife Apnay hsBnd Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Socho ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ans-SHANTI
Teachr: Tum Bade ho kr kya kroge? <Br/>Santa: Shadi. <Br/>. <Br/>Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlaB kya Banoge? <Br/>Santa:"DADDY
Brrrr... <Br/>BBRRRR... <Br/>BBBRRRRR.... <Br/>Brrr... <Br/>BBBRrrRRR <Br/> <Br/>BRRRRR... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>PAppu CocaCola Pee raha hai... ;->
Boy- Dear! Look into my eyes. <Br/>What u c?Tell me...! <Br/>Girl- True love. <Br/>Boy- O anni di e! <Br/>Aida wada machhar nazar ni aya? <Br/>kad cheti.. <Br/>Vadi aai true love di... =P ;->
Buhut chahti hy mjhe pr iqrar nhi krti <Br/> <Br/>wo pagal hy ya nadan <Br/>q izhar nhi krti <Br/> <Br/>English me kehti hy I LOVE YOU <Br/>Urdu me kehti hy me tmse pyar nhi karti... ;->