B SMS Messages22988 messages

Tharki Bacho k leye elan e aam <Br/>kiya jata hai k <Br/>zong ki new add per yakeen mat karen <Br/>jis me Bachiya apna numBer Batati hain. <Br/>wo sB numBr ksi k istamal me nae ;-)
Baap: Afsos ke tm emtehan mein fail hogae.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Beta: kia karta saB sawal sood pr the or sood haram hay ;-
In Moti LArkyuN sE kEh do Mujh sE Dur hE rAhAin "PAppu" , , , <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"MujhE Doctor nE BArA GoSht mAnA kiA huA hAi... ;->
Aik pathan dusre se <Br/>o yara mere pait main gas ha: <Br/>Dusra pathan: khuda ka shukar ada kar <Br/>k petrol nhi ha warna America <Br/>ne qaBza kr lena tha...=P;->
SRDAR ne 1 TOTA pala <Br/>or usko <Br/>mirchain <Br/>khlata gya. <Br/> <Br/>1 Month k Bad SRDAR ne TOTAY se pucha: <Br/>"Mian Mithu Churi Khani" <Br/> <Br/>TOTA: <Br/>"Q Salay <Br/>Mirchain Khtm Ho Gai"
FuNnY BUt TrUe <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>A CeleBrity Is Someone Who Works Hard <Br/>All His Life To Become Known <Br/>& Then Wears Dark Glasses <Br/>To Avoid Being Recognised. "
Zardari AB Chup Ka Roza Rakhain ge <Br/>Or KaBhi Nahi Bolein ge, <Br/> <Br/>kyun K Zardari Ne Suna Hai, <Br/> <Br/>"khatay Huay Bolna Nahi Chahiay"
HusBand: <Br/>aGAr mRe HaTh MeiN hUk0mAt h0 t0 <Br/>MeIn MulK kI TAqdEEr BAdAL dUn gAa..!!;-> <Br/> <Br/>Wife: <Br/>Tm pHleY ApNi ShAlwAr BadaL L0 <Br/>SuBhA se Ulti peHni huEy hEy:-P.....=p
What is the advantage for unmarried people?? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Think! <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Haar maanì? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Wo Bed k dono taraf se utar saktey hain!
Mera numBer hai <Br/>0321-6307893 <Br/>aur mera netw0rk hai, <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Warid <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kyun k mujhe kutty ne nahi kata <Br/>k main zong use kar0n;-)
Teacher : ALLAH ne ''''PAIT'''' q Banaya hy.??? <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>.. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Pathan : <Br/>SHALWAR Bandhane k lye...:-D
LaRkA : KiA TuM PaKeEzA MoHABAt PaR <Br/>YaQeEn RaKhTi Ho ? <Br/> <Br/>LaRkI : Ha ShUrWaT ToU IsI TaRaH KaRnI <Br/>PaRtI Ha ...=P:-P;->