B SMS Messages22988 messages

Height Of Dieting/Balance-Diet <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Order DouBle Cheese Burgers <Br/> <Br/>Larg Fries <Br/> <Br/>And <Br/> <Br/>A Diet Coke ... ;)
A Boy 2 pathan: <Br/>mai agar chahon to tamam pathano <Br/>ko janat se nikal kar jahanum main la sakta hoon. <Br/> <Br/>Pathan:kaise? <Br/>Boy:main jahanum mai naswar <Br/>ka dukan kholon ga
CHAIN MSG <Br/> <Br/>Baraey MeherBani Es Msg <Br/>Ko Itna Fwd Karain K <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Mere Bhai Tak Pohanch Jaey <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>"Oye Ammi Keh Rahi Hain Salan <Br/>K Sath 2 Naan Bhi Lay Aana" ;)
Itna Busy B na raha karo, <Br/> <Br/>kaBhi hame Bhi yaad kar liya karo. <Br/> <Br/>Shero-Shayari na aati ho na sahi. <Br/> <Br/>Aaye hue SMS hi forward kar diya karo.
HusBand crying in front of TV <Br/>wife:which serial u r watching <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>HusBand : No serial <Br/>our marriage CD
Aisi Konsi jagaha Hai <Br/>Jaha Ameer se Ameer insaan B <Br/>katori le k khada rhta Hai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Pani Puri wale k paas.
Teacher 2 chiLd! <Br/> <Br/>Tum Bohat Badtamez ho gaye ho Batao kya saza dun tumhen?? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Child: <Br/>Wo larki jo 2nd last seat pe Bathi hai us K Sath Bahir nikal dain;-)
Jail mei 3 Qaidi ek dosare ko apne apne <Br/>jurm k Bare mei Bta rahe thy? <Br/> <Br/>1st Qaidi: Mujy 2 sal ki saza hoi Q k mei ne chori ki thi. <Br/>2nd Qaidi: Mujy 3 saal ki Saza hOI Q K Mainay Bank Lota Tha, <Br/> <Br/>3rd Qaidi:Mujhay 14 Saal kI Qaid Hui Q K <Br/>Mainay Sirf Aik Sms Kia Tha... =P ;->
Camera man studio mein Bachay se: <Br/>meri taraf dekho is cameray se kaBootar niklay ga.... <Br/> <Br/>Bacha: <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>focus adjust kar chawlan na mar... ;->
Pathan: Yara hum Bohat preshan hai <Br/> <Br/>Dost: Kyun khan sahaB? <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: O yara suBah se hum ko koi Battery low k numBer se miss call de raha hai...=P;->
Kisi ko"ISHQ"ki tarap maar deti hai, <Br/> <Br/>Kisi ko"PYAR"ki gehrai maar deti hai, <Br/> <Br/>Jo is se Bach jaye, use "Pakistan ki Loadsheding" mar deti hai. . . ;->
Molvi PaPpU Ne Farmaya <Br/>K <Br/>ShaBan <Br/>K Mahinay Mein Jo Koi <Br/>Apnay Dost <Br/>Ko 100 Ka Card Load Karwaye Ga <Br/>Usay <Br/>Qayamat K Din <Br/>Ek NOKIA N95 <Br/>Free Milay Ga... ;-> <Br/>SuBhanALLAH