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SMS Packages Band hony per 4 log Bohat khush hongay. <Br/> <Br/>Socho Kon? <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>1. Faraz <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>2. Pathan <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>3. Sardar <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>4. Aap Samajh To Gaye Hongay. :-)
Interviewr: Kya Ap ABhi Tak kanwari Hain? <Br/> <Br/>Actress Meera:G Nahi Main ABhi Tak Unmarried Hoon.
It is my fault: <Br/> <Br/>Ye saB mere ghalti hai. <Br/> <Br/>Me ne hi Michael Jackson ko SMS me likha tha k <Br/> <Br/>"I Don''t Love You" <Br/> <Br/>Muje kya pata tha k wo Bechara ye Baat dil per he le jayega. :-)
SaBhi Pakistan Waasiyo se ye Binti ki Jaati Hai k. <Br/> <Br/>Urdu Bhasha Bolty Samay Hindi ShaBdon ka Prayog Na Karen. <Br/> <Br/>Aur Shudh Urdu K Prayog ko Jeevan ka Ang Bana Len. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Dhanyawad!
MuseeBat Main Ho to KaBhi Ye Na Socho k Konsa Dost Kaam Aayega... <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Balkay <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Ye Socho K... <Br/> <Br/>AB Konsa Dost AUQAAT Dikhayega....!
GIRLS'' TOP 10 LIES <Br/> <Br/>1.I miss u <Br/>2.I m single <Br/>3.Main pehli dafa kisi larke se Baat kr rhi hon <Br/>4.Main cozin se Baat kr rhi thi <Br/>5.Mjhy TUM kehna acha nhi lagta <Br/>6.Main pyar pe Believe nhi krti <Br/>7.Main duusri larkio''n jesi nhi <Br/>8.Mjhy kuch nahi pata <Br/>9.SaB larke ek jese hotey hyn <Br/>10.Tum meri zindagi k pehle aur aakhri larke ho, main nahi reh pao''n gi tmhare Bina. <Br/>Send to girls <Br/>So they can laugh <Br/>Coz <Br/>They knw its true ... =P =D
In foreign Daughter: <Br/> <Br/>Dad, I got married yesterday evening. I forgot to inform u. <Br/> <Br/>Daddy: Its ok my child. But next time U shud invite me :-D
Man to BarBer: cut my hair short. <Br/>BarBer: how short u would like to? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>man: So short that my wife cannot pull them... <Br/>[:D]
film actress meera yesterday screamed <Br/>in an interview <Br/>"agar mein jhoot Boloon to mera Baap marr jaaye". <Br/>The city district government of lahore <Br/>has reported that 26 men from <Br/>various parts of lahore simultaneously <Br/>suffered a heart attack last night.
Height of Confidence <Br/> <Br/>A Cycle Rider Puts Sudden <Br/>Break infornt of a Bus <Br/>& Shouts at the Bus Driver <Br/>"ABe Marne k Liye Meri he Cycle Mili"?
The Best Shair Written On A Rickshaw ! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"Hino Ka Baap, <Br/>Nissan Ka Nana.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Yeh Rickshaw Chala Raha Hai Pathan Deewana..." :-D
Question: Why do some teachers <Br/>wear sunglasses? <Br/>Answer: Because their <Br/>students are very Bright! ;-)