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Most Touching Lines <Br/>Said By A True Lover <Br/>To His Love While <Br/>Break Up ... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"Chal Bey Chal Mere <Br/>Gift Wapis Ker ... " =P ;)
BREAKING NEWS <Br/>ATM @ Tariq Road Is <Br/>Jammed & Not In Working <Br/>Condition <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bcoz <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Khan SahaB''s Wife Put <Br/>Hairpin In Machine When <Br/>It Said <Br/>"Enter Ur PIN" ... ;)
1 Bhangan 2sri Se <Br/>Mjhy Tou Aisa Larka <Br/>Chahiye Jo <Br/>Charsi Ho <Br/>SharaBi Ho <Br/>Mela ho <Br/>BadBudaar Ho <Br/> <Br/>2sri Bhangan: Chal <Br/>Kameeni Msg Padhne <Br/>Wala Sirf Mera Hy ... =P ;)
2 Frndz aftr giving <Br/>d exam <Br/> <Br/>1st: Oye paper konsa <Br/>tha? <Br/> <Br/>2nd: Maths ka <Br/> <Br/>1st: MtlB TU paper ker <Br/>k aya hy? <Br/> <Br/>2nd: Nhi Yar sath waki <Br/>Bachi k hath me clculatr <Br/>dkha tha ... ;->
A Beggar Came Up <Br/>To A Memon And Said : <Br/>" I Haven''t Tasted Food <Br/>All Week.." <Br/> <Br/>Memon Replied : <Br/>"Don''t Worry, It Still Tastes <Br/>The Same..." ;->
1 pathan angoor Bech raha tha <Br/>mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo. <Br/> <Br/>2sry admi ne kaha khan saaB ye to angoor hai. <Br/>Pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.
Kitne armano se <Br/>Shadi ki rat uska <Br/>Ghongat uthaya <Br/>Main ne <Br/>Pappu... <Br/> <Br/>Wo Bare piyar se <Br/>Boli.... <Br/> <Br/>Aap sherwaani main aik dam chutiya lag rahe hain... =P ;->
Aik sardar k ghar k Bahir name plate lagi the <Br/>jis pe likha tha -wife.MSC aur husBand Fsc. <Br/> <Br/>aik aadmi ne sardar se pocha sardar gi <Br/>aap ki Bivi ne kis suBject mein Msc ki hai? <Br/> <Br/>aur aap k Fsc mein konsy suBjects thy? <Br/> <Br/>sardar Bola suBjectan da ty meno pata nehin. <Br/>name plate da matlB aa <Br/>Msc.mother of seven children aur <Br/>Fsc .father of seven children... =P ;->
Dil me Pyar Hai ! <Br/> <Br/>Ankho me Nasha Hai ! <Br/> <Br/>Baaton me Maza Hai ! <Br/> <Br/>Andaaz hee Juda Hai ! <Br/> <Br/>Dosti me Wafa Hai ! <Br/> <Br/>MASHALLAH isi Liye to Har Koi Mujh pay fida hai.. ;->
Mirasi ka Bacha school dakhal ho gya <Br/> <Br/>teacher ny kaha <Br/>2 ka pahara sunao? <Br/> <Br/>Wo Bola: <Br/> <Br/>"Tae fer tusi nal dholki wajao". :-)}
Wife: Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan <Br/>kahan se aaya.. ? <Br/> <Br/>HusBand: Mai khud heran hon! <Br/>Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.. :-)
Aik pathan 2 ghantay aatay ki line mai <Br/>laga raha Bari aanay par phir wapis line me lag gaya <Br/> <Br/>or Bola yh president 5 saal or rahay <Br/>dill khush ho gaya...:-D