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beautiful girl is like a dirty thousand rupee note
A Beautiful Girl is <Br/>Like a Dirty Thousand Rupee Note.. <Br/>U dont Know How Many Used it <Br/>* <Br/>* <Br/>* <Br/>* <Br/>* <Br/>* <Br/>* <Br/>* <Br/>* <Br/>But U still Want it.
Marriage is like a public toilet
Marriage is like a puBlic toilet <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Those waiting outside are desperate to get in <Br/>& <Br/>Those inside are desperate to come out..
Ek Pathan Bandoq Le Kar
Ek Pathan Bandoq Le Kar <Br/>Machli Ka Shikar Krny <Br/>Jungle Mein Gaya. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Jao Re Tum Bhi PATHAN Nikla, <Br/>Joke Tou Uppar Hi Khatam Ho Gaya Tha.. =P ;)
Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.
Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho. <Br/> <Br/>Woh Is Address Se Rs.25/- Per Kg k HisaaB Se Khareed Le. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>TaliB General Store, <Br/>G-10, Yaadgar ChamBer, <Br/>Talpur Road BomBay, India. :-)
Shohar ko mukamal aram ki zaroorat hai.
Doctor: <Br/>Aap k Shohar ko mukamal aram ki zaroorat hai..! <Br/> <Br/>Ye neend ki goliyan Le Jayen <Br/> <Br/>Biwi: <Br/>Ye mein inhen <Br/>kis waqt doon? <Br/> <Br/>Doctor: <Br/>JaB mein aaon... =P ;->
DON Ki Car Se Cheeni Nikaalna
___/_DON_\___ <Br/>[_(@)______(@) <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>DON Ki Car Se Cheeni Nikaalna, <Br/>Mushkil He Nahi Namumkin Bhi Hai. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kyon? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kyon K <Br/> <Br/>Don Khud Ek Pao Cheeni Le Kar Ja Raha Hai. :-)
Tujhko Kya Bhejon
Boy: Tujhko Kya Bhejon? <Br/> <Br/>Barish Ki Pehli Boond? <Br/> <Br/>Aasman Ka SaB se Roshan Tara? <Br/> <Br/>Shakh Pe Khila Surkh GulaB? <Br/> <Br/>Muthi Main Qaid Ik Jugnu? <Br/> <Br/>Honton Pe Saji Ek Khuahish? <Br/> <Br/>Ya <Br/> <Br/>Aankhon Ka Ik KhuaaB? <Br/> <Br/>Girl: Mujhe Bas 5 Kilo Cheeni Bhejdo. :-)
Beautiful Girls Don''t Like to Study
Beautiful Girls Don''t Like to Study Because.... <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>They Knows K Dunya K Kisi Konay Main. <Br/> <Br/>Koi Na Koi Gadha, Unke Liye Parh He Raha Hoga. :-)
Friend Said to Me:
Friend Said to Me: <Br/> <Br/>Mere Paas Ghar Hai, <Br/>Car Hai, <Br/>Computer Hai, <Br/>2,2 MoBile Phones Hain. <Br/> <Br/>Tere Paas Kya Hai? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Maine Kaha: <Br/> <Br/>Mere Paas. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Cheeni Hai. :-)
2000 Mai Bachay Parhtay Thy.
2000 Mai Bachay Parhtay Thy. <Br/> <Br/>A for Apple <Br/>B for Banana <Br/>C for Cat <Br/>D for Dog <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>2009 Mai Parhty Hain: <Br/> <Br/>A for Aata <Br/>B for Bijli <Br/>C for Cheeni <Br/>D for Dhamakey :-)
Forward dis msg 2 ur frndZ n get cool,
<Br/> <Br/>Forward dis msg 2 ur frndZ n get cool, <Br/>funny and amazing replies. <Br/>But reply me first. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kia haal hai? =P ;) <Br/> <Br/> SuBmited in : Funny SMS <Br/> <Br/>Characters : 198 | Sms Length : 2 <Br/> <Br/>Share <Br/>SuBmitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) <Br/>
Ek larky ko larki se pyar hogya
NEW STORY <Br/> <Br/>Ek larky ko larki se pyar hogya <Br/>Larki ne lrky se kaha tm mre lye kya kr skty ho? <Br/>Larka Bola jo tm kaho. <Br/>Larki ne kaha agr tm mjse sachi mohBt krty hoto apne BAAP ka DIL le kr aao. <Br/>Lrka DIL le aya, lrki ne us se shadi krli, larki ne wo DIL theli me dal k apne room me latka dia. <Br/>30 sal Bad jB uska Beta Bara hoky doctor Ban gya to usne us DIL ka chckup kia to wo DIL Bakry ka nikla or usne andaza lgaya k <Br/>ABBA NE AMMA KO TOPI KARADI =D =P

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