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<Br/> <Br/>2 Logon ka Aap Kuch Nahi Bigaar Saktay <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>1. Jo Moo per Jhoot Bolay... <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>2. Jo Darya K Us Paar Khara Ho Kar Aapko Mun Chirraye. :-) <Br/> <Br/> SuBmited in : Funny SMS <Br/> <Br/>Characters : 148 | Sms Length : 1 <Br/> <Br/>Share <Br/>SuBmitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) <Br/>
Girls college ki Building ko aag lag gayi. <Br/>College ki suB larkian door khari huns rahi thi kay chalo aB college to nahi aana paray ga <Br/>Lekin eik khuBsorat larki <Br/>Ro rehi thi <Br/>Eik sir ny pocha <Br/>''''Beta! Tum kyun ro rehi ho? <Br/>Larki nay rotay howay jawaB diya <Br/>Sir meri Book mein "HumAyuN" ki picture thi ..
Laila ne majno ko ek darakht k peechy dekha <Br/>or kaha tum majno ho? Wo <Br/>Bola haan <Br/>Phir usko deevar k peechey dekha or kaha tum majno ho? <Br/>Wo Bola haan <Br/>Phir usko ek darwaze k peecha dekha or kaha tum majno ho? Wo <Br/>Bola aBey haan aB mootne de gi ya nahi? =P ;)
Man and Woman -The ''eternal'' truth? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>The (eternal) Man: Do you love me just Because my father left me a fortune? <Br/> <Br/>The (eternal) Woman: No silly Boy! I''d love you no matter who left you the money. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Moral: The eternal truth Between man and woman.
JaB Se Sardi ki Hui Hai Pehli Baarish, <Br/> <Br/>Jism main Muslasal ho gai Hai Kharish, <Br/> <Br/>Kuch Machcharon, Khatmaloon ki Bhi Hai Wajah, <Br/> <Br/>Begum ne Bistra Alag Karney Ki, kee Hai Guzarish. :-)
Le k Pehla Pehla Pyar <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bhar k Aakho Mai Khumar <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Jadu Nagri Se Aaya Hai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Tera Humsafar <Br/> <Br/>(\./) <Br/>/.".) "^---- ,, <Br/>\,,/"( , _ ,_ ; ) <Br/>// // ''
GOLDEN WORDS <Br/> <Br/>Jo shaks eid k Baad apne dosto <Br/>ko treat deta ha, <Br/> <Br/>us ko chand jesi Dhulhan milti hai... <Br/> <Br/>-William Mufta
Lo G mera 1 or Sher Arz hai <Br/> <Br/>Idhar B ''situm'' ho Gaya hai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Udher B ''situm'' ho Gaya hai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Message Delete kardo, sher khatam ho gaya hai.;-)
Man: Yaar Mujhe Safar Main Neend Nahi Aati Hai. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: To Tum RaBi-ul-Awal Main So Jaya Karo. :-)
Kon Kehta Hai Tum Bewafa Ho. <Br/> <Br/>Ye Aur Baat Hai Humse Khafa Ho. <Br/> <Br/>Humko Pyaar Hai Sirf Tum Se. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Agar Tumko Nahi To Dafa Ho. :-)
081209 <Br/> <Br/>Guess What is This? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>ABay Aaj Ki Date Hai. <Br/>AKHROT! :-)
Son: Mom! Papa Bohat Shareef Hain. <Br/> <Br/>Mom: Woh Kese? <Br/> <Br/>Son: JaB Bhi Kisi Larki Ko Dekhte Hain. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Foran 1 Aankh Band Kar Lete Hain. :-)