B SMS Messages22988 messages

1 Dehaati Ne 5 Star Hotel Mai Chai(Tea) Ka Order Diya. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Waiter Ne 1 Chhotay Se Cup Main Chai Di. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Dehaati Ek He Saans Main Chai Pee Kar Bola: <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"Bao Mittha Theak Aye. Hun Chah Liya." :-)
Judge 2 a smart girl <Br/>U murdered ur frend jst Bcoz she tore a page 4rm ur noteBook? <Br/> <Br/>Girl <Br/>Yes, Bcoz that page had an autograph of "HumAyuN" <Br/>Uff ye grlz B na =P ;)
Bohat Dino''n Se Main Bhoola Hua Tha Dosto''n Ko <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Aaj Film " Kameeney " Dekhi Tou SaB Yaad Aa Gaye ;->
Waisey tou un dono Bhaiyo ke pyar ki koi misaal na thi "paPpu" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Par raat ko Cheni ki khatir dono kutton ki tarha lar <Br/>paray... ;->
Koi Sui mangy <Br/>Hum Teer deingy <Br/> <Br/>Koi Billi mangy <Br/>Hum sher deingy <Br/> <Br/>Koi Lassi mangy <Br/>Hum Kheer deingy <Br/> <Br/>Magar <Br/> <Br/>koi CHEENI mangy to <Br/> <Br/>Hum Cheer dein gy... ;->
1 aurat 2sri se, <Br/>Mujhy apny shohr pe shak hy, <Br/>wo ksi larki se milta hy <Br/> <Br/>2sri aurt, <Br/>Phr tm kya karogi? <Br/> <Br/>1st <Br/>Me aj hi apny Boyfrnd ko shohar k pechy lgati hun ;->
A girl asks her mom: I want some fresh air, can I go for a Walk? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Mom: Alright, But ask your fresh air to drop you home By 10 P.M. =P ;->
Lovers with MoBile in Pakistan cities . . . <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>ISLAMABAD <Br/>Hello Janu <Br/>chalo aj CHINEESE Restaurant m Dinner Meri traf sy <Br/> <Br/>RAWALPINDI <Br/>Hello Janu <Br/>Kahan ho Tum ?? <Br/>Ek Ghantty sy college k Gate py kharra hon <Br/> <Br/>LAHORE <Br/>Hello Janu <Br/>aj to film ka mood Ban rha hy aur wo B Tumhry saath <Br/> <Br/>KARACHI <Br/>Hello Janu <Br/>what a Fantastic Mosam <Br/>Chalo Beach py Jaty hy.. <Br/> <Br/>PESHAWAR <Br/>Hello Janu <Br/>Kahan ho Tum ?? <Br/>aBhi aBhi BOMB BLAST huwa hy <Br/>Tum khairiyat sy to ho
1 Pathan Ki <Br/>10 Betiya''n Thi''n, <Br/> <Br/>Phir Ja Kar Us K Haan 1 Beta Hua <Br/> <Br/>Pathan Ne Us Ka Naam Kya Rakha Hoga? <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Zarurat Khan =P ;)
"Every woman needs a husBand <Br/>Because everyday every minute..... <Br/>Something goes wrong which <Br/>she can''t Blame on <Br/>God or Government." =P =D
JaB Light Jati Hy Tou . . <Br/> <Br/>Defence women says: Oh my God ! Hey Guards, Turn on the generator <Br/> <Br/>Women of Gulshan say : Lo gai light UPS start hy koi chk karo <Br/> <Br/>Kharadar women: Mariviya KESC wara kutay ja Bacha heen hul shakoor maum-Batti Baar.... =P ;)
5 frogs r sitting on a log. <Br/>4 decide 2 jump off. <Br/>How many r left? ? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>Still 5 left.. <Br/> <Br/>Moral: <Br/>There''s a lot of difference B/w deciding n doing. (: