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Lagaan Remix 2020
Lagaan Remix 2020 <Br/>Climax Scene: <Br/> <Br/>1 Ball 24 runs needed. <Br/> <Br/>Bowler Bowls <Br/> <Br/>Aamir hits <Br/> <Br/>Ball splits into 4 pieces. <Br/> <Br/>All pieces go for 6''s <Br/> <Br/>Aamir Wins... <Br/> <Br/>MIND IT ;->
THE NEWS 14 Aug 2020
THE NEWS <Br/>14 Aug 2020 <Br/> <Br/>Headline News <Br/>PM BILAWAL meet Presidnt ZARDARI <Br/> <Br/>President ZARDARI visit neighBour country BALOCHISTAN <Br/> <Br/>PAK loses Cricket series against CANADA <Br/> <Br/>IMRAN khan is the leader of TALIBAN <Br/> <Br/>MEERA 25th BIRTHDAY 2day <Br/> <Br/>9th SEPTEMBER on death anivrsary of CHOUDHRY BROTHERS <Br/> <Br/>OSAMA still WANTED <Br/> <Br/>SHOAIB AKHTER hopeful 2 play in nxt MATCH <Br/> <Br/>1$=420Rs <Br/> <Br/>Petrol 1 ltr=1450Rs <Br/> <Br/>CNG=3020Rs/kg <Br/> <Br/>Gold=2000000/10g <Br/> <Br/>AATA stolen frm LHR Museum <Br/> <Br/>Sugar 1100/kg =P ;)
Marez doctor se:
Marez doctor se: <Br/>Me 1 month se roz Rs.50 ki dawa <Br/>le rha hu pr koi faida nh hua. <Br/>Doctor:Koi Bat nh kal se me <Br/>tmhy Rs.40 ki dawa duga Rs.10 ka faida hoga ;->
: Nothing ka kiya matlb hai
Pathan : Nothing ka kiya matlB hai? <Br/> <Br/>Frnd : kuch nahi <Br/> <Br/>Pathan : o yaraa aesa nai hota <Br/>yar jB B koi word Banta hai <Br/>toh us ka koi matlB B hota hai :-)}
Barasti barish me
Kesa lgta hy? <Br/> <Br/>Barasti Barish me <Br/> <Br/>Hawa k jhonko''n k sang <Br/> <Br/>Khamoshi se <Br/>Chalty huey <Br/> <Br/>Koi apka hath thaam k <Br/> <Br/>Hauley se keh <Br/>de <Br/> <Br/>"Ae sweater landay da paya ae? =P ;)
Aaj kal Molvi b 2 Qism k ho gaye hain
Aaj kal Molvi B 2 Qism k ho gaye hain. <Br/> <Br/>1 Banda Bus me 1 Molvi ko deikh kr darty darty pochta hy, <Br/> <Br/>"Molvi saB, <Br/>ap Darood waalay Molvi ho, <Br/>ya Barood waalay.";-)
camery wala ha
Pathan; o yaara ye Bkra kitne ka hai ? <Br/> <Br/>admi : 28000 ka <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>pthan heran ho kr <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>camery wala ha.. :p ;->
AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI
Once A pig fell in luv with a chicken & they Both kissed each other. <Br/>Nxt day <Br/>Pig died of Bird flu & chicken died of swine flu <Br/> <Br/>AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI =P ;)
Really SmArt One
Really SmArt One <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>I May Not Always Love The One Who Loves Me..... <Br/> <Br/>But <Br/> <Br/>I Surely Do Respect Their Choice... =P ;)
sabaq phir parh0 Sadaqat ka
teacher: <Br/>saBaq phir parh0 Sadaqat ka Amanat ka Shujaat ka <Br/> <Br/>pathan: <Br/>lo kar lo Bat! <Br/>Apna yad hota nhi or sadaqat amanat aur shujaat ka Bhi parhen.
"Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain"
Teacher: <Br/> <Br/>"Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain"? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: <Br/> <Br/>"JaB Qarz denay wala paise wapis mangay, aur qarz Lene wala HANS day, to usay Qarz-e-Hasna kehte hen"!
ek pathan mobile company
Ek Pathan MoBile Company Main JoB K Liye Gaya: <Br/> <Br/>1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ques: Which Is The Most Popular Network. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: Al-Quaida. :-)

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